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Granted, but instead YOUR avatar is permanently changed to Cheer leader Sonic.

I wish I had a klondike bar.

 

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Granted! Only... uh-oh. Looks like that bar was being held by the hulking biker dude in the corner there. Aaaand he's looking at you all... oooh dear he's grabbing a tire iron and heading your way...

I wish I had the ability to lucid dream and control over it to do whatever I wanted in my dreams.

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Granted, but now you can never wake up

I wish my house wasn't so darn drafty!  Brrrrr!

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Granted but it is so hot your house burns down.

I wish for a slow and painful death.

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Granted, but it strips you of all your dignity too!

I wish I wasn't so sleepy!

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Granted but you take the place of Princess Aurora.

I wish for a KH fan to never talk to.

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Granted but hits ya with his keyblade.

 

I wish for awesome awesomely awesomeness!

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Granted but it's just me in a disguise :3 (Tehee~)

I wish for... More Gugure Kokkuri-San manga!!!!

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Granted but they ruin everything

I wish for a green name.

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Granted, but it's actually red. 

 

I wish for a DL-44!

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Granted but it has a unremovable scope.

I wish for a sword!

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Granted but you're not worth it and can't even lift it!

I wish for the movie Koe No Katachi come out ASAP!!!!

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Granted, but it's an american live-action adaptation that has nothing to do with the original story.

I wish for being Batman.

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Granted but now you have to fight Superman without kryptonite.

 

I wish for a banana gun.

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Granted but it only shoots peas. 

 

I wish for a real life Blitzball. 

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Granted but everyone loses the ability to hold their breath.

I wish to understand why Clay's location is a Final fantasy 13 reference while his avatar is Klein from sword art online.

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Granted, but the Illuminati sent their henchmen after you!

I wish for a time portal!

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Granted, but the portal sends you into Prehistory. And it's a one-use portal.

I wish to be super-fast.

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Granted but you are so fast you disappear from this dimention.

I wish for a giant tornado to rip the planet into pieces.

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Granted but it didn't know which planet so Mars is ravaged...

I wish for some popcorn.

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Granted but Dylan steals it.

I wish for signatures to disappear.

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Granted but so does peoples skill to write!

I wish for aliens to visit Earth!

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Granted but they see Justin Beiber and leave in fright.

I wish for a giant snake who is as insane as the Joker.

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Granted but Seviper gets jealous. 

 

I wish for my slight fear of flying to disappear. 

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Granted it's replaced with a fear of heights! :D (You are so welcome :3 )

I wish for Kingdom Hearts III to come out ASAP!!!!

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