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Granted, it came from a condemned New Jersey building and is several decades past its expiration date.

I wish for the permanent ontological destruction of all life, matter, creation, time, space and physical laws of the universe and reality despite the fact that I would be destroyed as well. as well (don't take me seriously guys I'm just going hardcore on this one).

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Granted but it is all a dream.

I wish the king of chaos was not an alien.

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Granted he's a demon.

 

I wish for Flying Pirate waffle flipping cheese doodle eating barracudas!

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Granted but they are in One piece for a two second cameo.

I wish for a wish without wishing that wishers find a wishing well without any wishes being made.

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Granted, but it can only be used during a blue moon in Siberia. Oh, and you have to publicly destroy a wishing well for it to work, too.

I wish that people would stop waiting and hoping for Sonic Adventure 3 and finally get over the fact that it will never happen.

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Granted but now they want a Sonic Heroes 2!

 

I wish the moon in Majora's Mask to crush my neighbor's house! I hate that guy!

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Granted but I steal the Mask before the destruction!! (precious mask....)

I wish for Skull Kid for a playmate!

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Granted but he plays nasty pranks on you.

 

I wish that someone would tell Yoshi to stop laying eggs on my lawn!

 

 

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(Well he wouldn't be the skull kid I know if he didn't.)

Granted, now instead, Bowser brings his kids over to your house every day! :D (have fun with that little army)

I wish for a copy of Ruby Rose's awesome Scythe.

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Granted, let me turn on my printer.

I wish for more DS games.

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Granted but their horrible knock offs!

 

I wish Luigi would return my vaccum! I haven't seen that thing since 2001!

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Granted, but it's full of concrete.

I wish I wasn't so clumsy.

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Granted! Now you are no longer clumsy but can't help but swear all the time!

I wish for a Masterball!

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Granted but you use it on a Metapod that only knows harden!

 

I wish for the Death Star with...a Milkshake maker!

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Granted but it goes ka-boom after 3 minutes!

I wish for an apple. A golden apple!

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Granted but I sell it to the Goddess of Chaos! (whoopsie.)

I wish for Catbug buddy!!!!! :D 

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Granted but it was swatted.

 

I wish for pie!

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(NUUUUUUUUUU!!! Not my Catbug ;___; !!!)

Granted.. But I ATE IT!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I wish for a ring.

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(GOMEN NEEEE! ;A; *bows in shame*)

 

GRANTED! But it won't fit!

I wish for a new 3DS game

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Granted, but it's for the wrong region.

I wish the weather would be better here.

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Granted. Now it's always above 30 degrees so all British people melt because that's what happens when it gets over 30

I wish for... um... pizza

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Granted.. but there are only toppings you hate!! AHAHAHHAHAHHA!!

I wish for cola =.= 

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GRANTED! But it's not cold!

I WISH FOR A GIANT COOKIE

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Granted but Cookie Monster falls in love with it!

 

I wish for an anivi!

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GRANTED! But .... it doesn't appear! *what's anivi?*

I wish for a flower!

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