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(Aaaw thanks! :D)

Granted, but you get annoyed By the singing!

I wish for.. a Skunk friend :3

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Granted but I stab you in the back.

I wish Shinomi's father was Jack Napier.

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(Called it!)

Granted but he's the best dad I could ever have!

I wish for An awesome killer frog

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(Should have known Shini would want the Joker for her dad)

Granted but Kermit marries it.

I wish to be the one who got away.

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(Well DUH! :D)

Granted! But in order to do so you must take an annoying penguin with you!!!

I wish for a door!

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(Oh! Guess it is a good job I just put Dylan in a penguin suit)

Granted but it is locked.

I wish that Anime never existed.

*prepares for being murdered*

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(NOOOOOOOOOOO, ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS ARE CRUSHED!)

Granted, but nobody is a good singer and they sing the song horribly.

I wish for more HATS!

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Granted but they're all caps that say: "Foxy Mama"

I wish for my own anime opening!!!

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Granted but the opening is toned down by the network for being too violent! Hahahahaha!

 

I wish for a monkey!

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(Awesome o_o)

Granted but it's just Skye in a suit!

I wish for a lamb.

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(Darn! I can't make him slip on banana peels with me!)

 

Granted but you asked me to watch it one night and we had lamb chops the next day! Mwahahahaha!

 

I wish for a anime robot penguin sidekick!

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(Benny! NOOOOOOOOOO! ;__________; )

Granted, but it's controlled by ME! >:)

I wish for... a HAPPY life.

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Granted, but you don't have friends or family anymore.

I wish for something reeeeeaaally weird

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(Madoka? o_o)

Granted you get a red plum! :D

I wish for fish

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Granted but it is a Magikarp that will never evolve.

I wish for a persona game that completely sucks in every way!

(Although that is not possible)

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Granted but it's liked by critics!

 

I wish to unseen Batman v Superman!

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Granted! But you can never unsee the most disturbing things in your life!

I wish for a BARREL!!!

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Granted but Donkey Kong breaks it!

 

I wish for a squirrel!

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Granted but Willy Wonka steals it.

I wish every conversation I have wasn't boring.

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Granted. All human language is now airhorn noises.

I wish that some Christians weren't so self-defensive.

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Granted! But now every Christian will act like me and not even care about anything at all!!

I wish for new manga.

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Granted but it's Hentai.

I wish for a new laptop.

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Granted, but it has 250MB RAM and only one secondary storage drive.

I wish I could think clearly.

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Granted but bow you can't think opaque! 

 

I wish for a pogo stick with turbo springs and hyper accelerators and dynamic thrusters and a pizza maker!

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Granted but your pogo stick destroys your turbo springs, the hyper accelerator attacks Accelerator (To Aru Majutsu No Index, a white haired guy) and your dynamic thrusters spoil your pizza!

I wish for manga again xD (Because manga)

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