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Granted. The sun goes out and eternal night falls. All life on earth freezes.

 

I wish the next wish won't be made by shinomi-chan.

 

 

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Granted it's by me! Welcome to Hell!

 

I wish for pelicans playing xylophones while singing songs about monkey ducks!

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(you no likey me? ;__;)

Granted! But it was all just a 5 seconds dream...

I wish for a puppy!!!

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(You know, I really should stretch out my 'twisting a wish' skills.  Invaluable for any GM! ;-p)

Granted! *turns Seviper into a puppy*

I wish this good weather would last another couple of weeks.

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Granted! But afterwards the atmosphere boils off and there is no more weather.

 

I wish rick astley would come back and make new music!

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Granted.  And thus did the Zombie apocalypse start.  But this time with music!

(ZOMBIE! THE MUSICAL! Where all the dead composers come back!)


I wish a had a pet pseudodragon (i.e. a kitty sized dragon)
 

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Granted but it is eaten by your dog.

I wish for a uncorrupted wish.

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Granted.  But as that was your wish, it was just wasted.

 

I wish I had ice powers

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Granted! Now you can make KILLER ice-cream! (but nothing else really.)

I wish for speed RUN!!!!

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Granted but you hover over the ground so you can never use it ever

I wish for a ticket to mobius.

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Granted.  You have a ticket.  Just no way to use it or get there.

I wish for non killer ice cream.  (Really!  I wan ice cream!)

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Granted but it's sugar free! Mwahahahaha!

 

I wish for a indestructible bunny of doom!

 

 

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Granted! But it attacks only you

I wish for pudding!!!!!

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Granted but it is rice pudding

I wish Seviper would never return!

(Seriously though he has been gone days)

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Granted but I haunt you.

 

I wish for a catchy musical number!

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Granted but it is so catchy that everyone who heard it dies playing it over and over.

I wish for frozen to be erased from existence. 

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Granted but it's replaced by a knock off called heated!

 

I wish for a haypenny!

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Granted but it is melted and turned into a paperclip.

I wish for a brand new series of Deathnote.

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Granted, but it jumps the shark and is fulled with character derailment.

I wish that DOESN'T happen in the new season of Thunderbirds Are Go!

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Granted! But they messed up the most important.. The THEME SONG!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

I wish for new Darkwing Duck series based on the comics without neither of those problems!!!! 

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Granted but the has no scripts! (Of course I wouldn't worry. When Jim Cummings was voicing Darkwing he said he did alot of improv on the whole I am the terror that flaps in the night anologies )

 

I wish for pie cause why not!

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Granted, but I steal your pie!

 

I wish for whipped creme to go on this pie.

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Granted but the can exploded and blinds you long enough for the pie to be stolen.

 

I wish for a wish that has never been wished for.

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Granted, but as it has never been wished for, it doesn't get wished for, and the wish is wasted.

 

I wish 2 plus 2 equaled 5.

 

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Granted.  It is double plus good.  And then every member of this forum gets arrested for thought crime.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

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