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Granted but it's made of hot liquid IRON! (cruel right?)

I wish for a cactus :3

 

 

 

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Granted but you sit in it and it gets stuck.

I wish for someone to delete the undertake parody of "Stronger than you" from my head.

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Granted but then you get the "Pink fluffy unicorns" Song stuck in your head

I wish for a balloon

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Granted but it goes KABLAM!!!!

 

I wish for exploding ninja bananas!

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Granted but they're just Banana Joe's family in disguise!

I wish for a piano! (this one can't possibly go wrong! :D )

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The piano proves impossible to keep in tune for more than 30 seconds.

 

I wish for a pony.

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Granted! But it's a donkey in a disguise!!! O_O (beware of dem donkeys!!)

I wish for a... .:... Giant Skull! 

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Granted!.. but it turns out to be your mother's. 

 

I wish for a... .:... Giant Skull! 

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(;______; Why?)

Granted! It falls right on you! :D

I wish for a teddy!

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Granted but it is just an ordinary boring white rabbit.

I wish for all foxes in the entire plane of existence to completely fade from reality as if they never existed including all fictional foxes like Tails and co.

(*prepares for being murdered by Miles or Skye Prower*)

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(You'll never think of white rabbit's as boring again if you've seen "The Secret Life of Pets also.. HOW DARE YOU?? D: My kitsune!!!!!)

Granted! But all of the other animals, noticing the disappearance of their fox friends, take their anger on to you!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! (sorry o.o)

I wish for a pet monkey!! (totally didn't get the idea from your pic Geoffrey~ )

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Granted but it is your father transformed and  he can never turn back.

I wish for a giant banana.

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Granted but Donkey Kong fights you to the death for it!

 

I wish for chocolate bubblegum!

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Granted, but it's Geoffrey St John.

I wish for fish.

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(I knew I should not had chewed that gum from Wonka)

Granted but it eats you

I wish to be a shinigami.

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Granted but in doing that, you find yourself in a pitch black world where you are the only living soul.

I wish for meat.

 

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Granted, but it isn't the meat you were thinking of.

I wish to for pan-multiverse peace.

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Granted.  Everyone, everywhere in all realities die.  (Alas, that is the only was to ensure total peace.  )

I wish my job tomorrow didn;t involve super itchy dust.

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Granted. You get fired tonight.

I wish that everyone after me gets a wish.

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Granted but I wish for total insanity!

 

I wish for Skye's neckerchief.

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(It would be very impressive for me to be fired given I'm self-employed! ;-p )

Granted, it turns you into a Fennekin!

I wish Lego wasn't restricting the Darth Revan minifig giveaway to the US

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Granted, but now it's restricted to North Korea

 

I wish I knew who Darth Revan was.

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Granted but they happen to be... YOUR FATHER! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!

I wish for a Light saber :3

 

 

 

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Granted, but it has infinite length and every time you turn it on, someone, somewhere in the universe, gets cut in half.

I wish for a duck that won't try to bite.

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(... I could use that to destroy my enemies >:) )

Granted! But it kicks you instead ^_^ 

I wish for the nighttime to be longer.

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