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Granted, but it's as bad as Sonic 06 so they have to take it back.

I wish for some M&M's.

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(*murders Thire then revives him and murders him again*)

Granted but they have been through a dog's digestive system.

I wish for sweet revenge.

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Granted but it's sour. 

 

I wish for a new RTS to play. 

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Granted but it is formatted wrong and not playable in any device.

I wish for a death note.

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Granted but it's just my Life Note in disguise!

I wish for.. A Yokai friend! :D 

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Granted, but it turns out to be an evil yokai. A REALLY evil one.

I wish to become super-saiyan

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Granted but Golden Fu..Frieza hunts you down.

I wish for the final DLC of Dark Souls 3 to be full of Dark Weapons and Spells.

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Granted but it doesn't download!

 

I wish for someone to understand my crazy zany ways.

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Granted but You hate them.

I wish for The Dark Soul to be in the last DLC.

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Granted but it's not like anything you expected. 

I wish for no more Motion based consoles. 

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Granted but everyone loses the ability to move at all.

I wish for a game with no ending.

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Granted but there is no beginning.

 

I wish for some dumplings.

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Granted but they are made by  a zangoose.

I wish for at least 4 bosses in The Ringed City.

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Granted but they were all glitch and easy to beat.

I wish for the avatar trend to never catch on.

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Granted but another one starts! 

I wish I actually had a phone...

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Granted but it has no....dramatic pause....signal!

 

I wish for a pony on rollerblades that sings songs about me and the X.

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Granted, but the pony sings in Swahili, and the rollerblades take it far away.... where you'll never see it again.

I wish for having a clone that does everything I ask him to do.

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Granted but you realise you are a clone too.

I wish for Clay to be the next poster.

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Granted but my sis typed this!

I wish my next boss fight is less like Dark Souls and more like Final Fantasy, XIII

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Granted but it is a giant chocobo.

I wish to set Dylan on fire.

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Granted but it had no effect.

I wish for From Software to reveal the next games already.

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Granted but they admit none of them will be playable until 2099.

I wish for life to appear.

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Granted but it is taken away right away.

I wish for Hitman Reborn to continue it's anime! 

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Granted but it is affected by different direction by meddling executives!

 

I wish that raccoon would leave me alone.

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Granted but all the other raccoons won't leave you alone.

I wish for Gravity Falls Season 3.

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