Clay Heartrend

And I look awesome like that, by the way. 

Atra estreni ono thelduin Kayph! Join me in shouting at Thire how great Shadow is. 

Duck Hunt Dog. Your argument is invalid. 

You thought it was Ylgr, but it was me Loki! ...In all honesty I predicted this. And fingers crossed I actually get a win in the VG. 

Granted but they ain't epic.  I wish I had an E-11, a Bat'leth, a dictionary on the Ancient Language, and a Elven bow. 

Granted but the Orc wants his cupcake back.  I wish my rock beat paper. 

Granted but the screen explodes.  I wish I had chi powers. 

Granted but they were just kidding.  I wish I could find the leader of those muderous deathbots. 

Granted but Death has no effect.  I wish "360 no-scopes" would die and be replaced by real snipers. 

Granted but the ice has melted and now the pizza is mush.  I wish that rival empire would doom themselves and get it over with already. 

Granted but every time you touch it 1.21 gigawatts course through you.  I wish the filthy xenos would let me explore in peace. 

Granted but it's a flop.  I wish Thire would lay off the spicy food. 

Granted but it's finitely sour.  I wish my galactic neighbors would stop stealing my stuff. 

Granted but it doesn't extinguish.  I wish for a Legendary item drop. 

Oh please, that's nothing compared to STO's DL times... And frequency of updates and patches.