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Granted but they get replaced by 360 no scopes right away again.

I wish for a Pizza & Knuckles.

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Granted but Knuckles eats the pizza and disappears.

I wish for people to be serious.

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Granted but they were just kidding. 

I wish I could find the leader of those muderous deathbots. 

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Granted but it turns out to be you and they kill you.

I wish for a giant boulder to crush me to death.

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Granted but some pesky priest revives you and demands reward after that.

I wish for Megaman Legends 3! Not Megaman 11!

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Granted but it'll be the last one!

 

I wish for winter to be over with!

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Granted but the next season turns into winter.

I wish for Hellsing Ultimate TFS episode 9 to come out already!

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Granted but the screen explodes. 

I wish I had chi powers. 

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Granted but your chi gets eaten by the chi vampire from Jackie Chan adventures.

I wish to live as long as I want to die in joyful solitude.

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Granted but you get turned into an immortal.

I wish for logan fault to go to arabs next

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Granted but he somehow survives the wrath of the people after doing something...stupid.

 

I wish to feel better and eat pancakes!

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Granted but there’s no corruption this time and your wish is actually granted! (Feel better soon!) 

I wish for a real sword.

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Granted but it is Kirito's blade.

I wish for a cupcake.

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Granted but the Orc wants his cupcake back. 

I wish my rock beat paper. 

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Granted but the paper comes to murder you.

I wish for heaven or hell mode from Devil May Cry 4 to be in Dark Souls.

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Granted but nobody in history will be able to beat it. You just get a little better every time you try.

 

I wish for Chocolate Hadouken Kamehameha Penicillin Kawaii Kitsunes!

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Granted but it isn't chocolate.  :P

I wish for da best laptop evar.

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(You monster!)

 

Granted but it has a video of a duck tap dancing on a balcony in an infinite loop!

 

I wish for a pogostick with cuphoders!

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Granted but you get it with cuphoLders.

I wish for MOAR POP TEAM EPIC FANMEMES

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Granted but they ain't epic. 

I wish I had an E-11, a Bat'leth, a dictionary on the Ancient Language, and a Elven bow. 

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Granted but the DOVAKIN FUS RO DAHes you of a mountain.

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I was going to grant your wish without exceptions... but you had no wish so that's gone now :P

I wish I could write code for my labs without errors that even the professors don't understand

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Granted but you write a code that detonated all bombs on the planet and they accidentally activate it.

 

I wish for a liquid bomb shelter.

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(The wish was for my wish to be never made and be forgotten :3 So it's blank as it would get granted)

Granted but it is made of dirtiest liquid effing possible.

I wish for whoever reads this to go watch Overlord.

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Granted, but you didn't say exactly when to watch, so it may happen in a few years or even decades from now.

I wish for everyone around the world to be eternally happy...

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