Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it is literally just a slow fan close up for all of the season with some background speech from the characters occasionally.

I wish I had enough money to buy The Letter horror game.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but the game crashes and shortcurcuits everything in your house ruining all the electronics you had plugged in.

 

I wish my name was Lord Geoffrey.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

*gasp* how could you corrupt a wish for a 3rd season?! Have you been possesed by doritos?!

Granted but no one calls you that in anyway.

I wish for Pizza with extra, extra, extra, CHEESE. 

[Thire 121]

Granted but there’s so much cheese, you can’t bite into it. 

I wish for some more Legos.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is actually your family turned into lego.

 

I wish that cheese was all crimson.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it wasn't eatable.

I wish for a fluffy plushie.

[Thire 121]

Granted but it’s a living two-tailed Fox plushie. 

I wish for my Wii U to work again  

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it explodes.

I wish for a PC right now. >:/ So many Amazing games out there now with no accesssssss to them. T.T

[Thire 121]

Granted but it explodes  

I wish for a new charging cable for my Switch.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Revenge best served right away eh? X"D

Granted but it explodes along with your switch when you use it.

I wish for a book on how to stop going after horror related stuff.

[Thire 121]

(Best way to do it!) Granted but it explodes when you put it down. 

I wish for two AA batteries.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but they explode when you look at them.

I wish for a 50 layered chocolate.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it is stolen by Skye.

 

I wish I knew how to function in society.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but the second you learn how to function there is a nuclear apocalypse ending all kinds of society.

 

I wish I wasn't so observant.

[Thire 121]

Granted but then you forgot where the Wii sensor bar went. 

I wish for peppermint stick.

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted but it's so big it crushes you.

I wish for an easy day at work tomorrow

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is only easy because you get snowed into your house and can't leave it.

 

I wish that everyone in the world fell asleep and didn't wake up for a week.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it is only easy because you get snowed into your house and can't leave it.

 

I wish that everyone in the world fell asleep and didn't wake up for a week.

Granted but now everyone has the after effect of sleeping for too long for TWO weeks!

I wish for more Jackie Chan Adventures episodes! and as a side a Spin Off for the Enforcers!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it is a crappy reboot.

I wish for a Blair plushie.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's on fire when you get it!

 

I wish for a good amount of sleep.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but you will see nightmares during it.

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted but it doesn't extinguish. 

I wish for a Legendary item drop. 

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it drops down a bottomless pit.

I wish that this planet was Mobius.

[Thire 121]

Granted but it’s in the middle of war between rebels and a fat tyrant!  

I wish I lived on Mobius.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you encounter enerjak and he erases you from existence because he thinks you are an overlander.

 

I wish that Eggman was my father.