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Granted, but it's really a man-eating plant in a disguise!!

I wish for something red.

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Granted it's your blood! (I went a little grim there.)

 

I wish for a chainsaw bayonet Lancer from Gears of War

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(no worries, I'll just put the blood in a jar so I can keep it forever and ever.... now THAT'S grim)

Granted! But I'll be likely to break into your house and steal it :3

I wish for a car. (why not?)

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Granted but I carjack you and steal it!

 

I wish those woodchucks would stop chucking my wood!

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Granted, but Peter Piper is picking a peck of your pickled peppers, but it's possible Peter Piper misplaced the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked, so where is the picked peck of pickled peppers? (Only way to truly corrupt an insane wish–add more insanity.)

I wish that IGN would do an embarrassing apology dance for the aggressive and biased anti-Sonic video they posted recently, and all other sites of its kind would join in.

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Granted but now they hate Mario!

 

I wish for a yo-yo with a built in frozen yogurt maker!

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Granted but I take away the frozen yogurt maker!!! (Fear me.)

I wish for a good dream.

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Granted but it's full of cutesy bunnies! 

 

I wish for a bowl of ceareal with milk from....the Milky Way!

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(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY if they are those LOST BUNNIES!)

Granted, but you gotta eat all of it IN the milky way :D 

I wish for Umberoooooon~ 

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Granted but it never gets dark so you can't evolve Eevee into umbreon. Instead it evolves into Espeon!

 

I wish for a briefcase full of chocolate pudding!

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(Oh my god no you just didn't!) 

Granted but it gets switched to a briefcase full of gnomes!! 

I wish for... a rainbow~ (So I can get all of the GOLD from the other end huehuehue)

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Granted but there's an endless abyss at the other side of the rainbow!

 

I wish for space pirate werewolves to stop stealing my mail!

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Granted, but now terrestrial pirate werewolves are stealing your mail!

I wish for batteries!!!

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Granted but they become sentient and turn your house into a techno music party club with a snack bar!

 

I wish for 20,000 trumpet juggling grilled cheese sandwiches!

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Granted but they go to the wrong address!!! (Zangoose)

I wish for Clank!!!

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Granted but it is only a poster

I wish for Seviper to become human.

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(hugging the poster* did you say something Geoffrey? :3)

Granted but he is GORGEOUS! and famous! and speaks like a snake!

I wish for my own hoverboard!

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Granted but the Babylon Rouges want their gear back!

 

I wish the Mad Hatter and March Hare were my friends since we're all insane!

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Granted! But they turn on you when they realize you don't like their tea!!!

I wish for an axe. 

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Granted but it becomes sentient and murders you!

 

I wish this anvil rain would go away! I'm starting to run out of aspirin!

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(They grow up so fast!! :) )

Granted! Now a frying pan rain starts instead! :D (You're welcome!!!)

I wish for a bike.

 

 

 

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Granted but it is an exercise bike.

I wish I had my hat back.

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Granted but I steal it afterwards!

I wish for Sun and moon to come out quicker

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Granted but it has too many glitches!

 

I wish that banana would stop following me!

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(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY!)

Granted,but then every other type of fruit in the world starts following you!

I wish for a new scarf

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