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Granted but it comes alive and takes over your brain and makes you serve the hat overlords!

 

I wish to be super stretchy!

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Granted but you shrink in the rain.

 

I wish I was famous.

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(So Darkwing Duck reference?)

Granted You become famous as a prisoner!

I wish I had magic powers!

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Granted, but you don't know how to use them.

I wish for a box, with a bag in it.

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Granted but it's a bag with something nasty! 

 

I wish for a snack!

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Granted, but I ate it!

I wish for a job.

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Granted you are now the new Night Guard of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!

I wish for a jacket!

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Granted but it's mine now! Maniacal laugh time!

 

I wish to solve the age old question....Why do hot dogs come packages of 10 and buns come in 8!?

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Granted: Marketing trick :(

 

I wish to breathe underwater

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Granted but everything underwater turns against you. (POOOOOOOOOOOSITIVE TIME :D ) 

I wish I was as cool as Papyrus.

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Granted, but you are now a popscle.

I wish I were fancy

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Granted but everyone hates you.

 

I wish I were green

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Granted but a cow thinks you're grass and eats you!

I wish I had a cookie!

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Granted but there is no chocolate in the cookie. :(

I wish I had a Gameboy

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(How dare you?? D: Nooooo!!!!)

Granted but Imma steal it. Like a ninja. and jump out from a window. Like Papy.

I wish for a Keyblade!!

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Granted but it teleports into my hand because my heart is stronger (and darker)

 

I wish for a genie who could grant me three more wishes which I would use to wish for three more genies, and I will continue this cycle until I have nearly infinite wishes which can only be made by my voice.

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(You DO know that the Keyblade will always come to those with light in their hearts? and to those who care about their friends and family?)

Granted you just created too many time paradoxes and the entire world collapses literally on your shoulders. Good luck!

I wish for new horror rpg from the makers of Mad Father.

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Granted, but it gets deleted.

I wish humans were nice to each other.

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Granted, but they ended up being rude to animals.

I wish the 'Chili-dog Castle' legend was true.

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Granted: but you can't eat it :(

I wish that I could teleport at will

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Granted but you teleport in between walls and get crushed. 

I wish for an axe

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Granted, you may axe me a question. (See what I did there?)

I wish for sonic plushies.

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Granted but they all sell out the day they come out.

I wish to be in the world of Pokemon!

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Granted you become a magikarp that will never evolve.

 

I wish I didn't have to deal with any kind of annoyance.

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Granted but your life becomes so perfect that you become bored of it.

I wish for manga~

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