Corrupt a Wish

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but Noodles eats it.

 

I wish for the new Star Wars Movie to live up to my expectations!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you'll hate the sequels!!!

I wish for more Undertale stuff!!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it goes to the sequel Abovetale! (I made another dumb pun! Do ya know we or what!)

 

I wish Cheese covered garlic scented mallets!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

*licks lips* that was some good ramen.

Granted, but they are all out of those, so you get a regular mallet.

I wish for Gummy Worms.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but they turn out to be real worms covered with strange goo.

I wish for Skullduggery Pleasant book sequel!!!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you had to make it happen by throwing away all your precious anime away! (I'm very messed up like that!)

 

I wish for a wish that allowed me to wish for wishes about wishes!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you mess them up by wishing for a black hole!

I wish for anime!!!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it is anime that you already have.

I also wish for anime.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

And the bad side iiis..? 

Granted but it's all School Days like!

I wish for Braves Warriors movie!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's a disaster.

 

I wish for a million pancakes!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you become allergic to them.

I wish I was a grinch.

(Oh wait I am)

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but your heart grows three sizes.

 

I wish for the holidays to get here so I can kick back and not worry about work for 2 weeks.

 

(You're not a Grinch Geoffrey! You're a sourpuss!)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you're too stressed to relax!

I wish for DETERMINATION!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(True enough Seviper)

Granted but you are determined to Never finish anything ever again.

I wish for this thread to start over.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(I like your thinking bro :3 I'm lazy!)

Granted but no one will never notice it again!

I wish for new shoes.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they are Sonic'so old ones

I wish Christmas didn't exist.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it was replaced by a day dedicated to....Clowns! (Oh the horror!)

 

I wish for uh.....More time for thinking! (If you haven't noticed I'm a deep thinker.... *gets lost in thoughts*)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you literally get lost in your thoughts! Forever~ *insert ghostly "forever" echo here* (Also did you draw that picture yourself?)

I wish for... a plane!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it crashes. (No. Get real Shinni! Sevy has no talent...except making a mean pot of spaghetti!)

 

I wish for chewing gum.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's the most awful flavor ever!!! O____O (you can make Spaghetti?! *gasp* You're meeting all my standards!! MEMES.)

I wish for... a dog.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, you get a moldy hotdog.

I wish for Sonic Rush.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I get it

(I actually did get it too lol)

I wish I had no future

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I give you mine!

I wish for Undertale anime o_o (We need it badly wake up people!!!!)

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it only lasted for one pilot episode! (Just like the Battletoads cartoon.)

 

I wish for Cheese covered piranhas!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(I'm going to cry now..)

Granted but they're actually Cheese covered in Piranhas!!! 

I wish for a light saber