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Granted but you impale yourself!

 

I wish to hang out with Chewbacca!

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Granted but he eats you!

I wish to be like Jar Jar Binks!

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Granted but you end up getting executed.

I wish for Ramune.

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(Gee thanks buddy xD)

Granted.. But I'll fight you for it!!! >:3

I wish for.... Someone to read my fanfics :D

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Granted but they sue you for theft.

 

I wish that everyone was perfect.

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Granted now everyone is BOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.

I wish to disappear. Thank you.

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Granted but you disappear into the world's most annoying TV show.

I wish Shini was a turtle.

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Granted but my speed doubles up from the normal! (gotta go fast!)

I wish Geoffrey was more... HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~

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Granted I turn into the dwarf.

I wish Grumpy was my middle name.

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Granted but now your short and have a beard and you smell funny and you have a big nose!

 

I wish the weekend was here already so I'd be done with work for the week!

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(I already have those Seviper!)

Granted but it is the last weekend ever!

I wish things were imperfect.

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(Nooooooo!!!!)

Granted but then no one can die since death would be imperfect! (Plus I can't die!)

 

I wish for Tasty food!

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Granted but you must battle against me playing Mario Kart. RAINBOW ROAD.

I wish to hug Napstablook!!!

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Granted but you forget about it.

I wish Jest wasn't so insane.

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(;__; I'll never forget NAPSTY!!!!!)

Granted but YOU become insane instead!

I wish to be in a mental hospital!

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Granted, I'll take you to school with me.

I wish for aluminum extrusions.

 

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(Yay! :D What's your school like anyway?)

Granted but the Iron Giant takes them away!!!

I wish for Monster Kid friend!

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Granted but it turns out to be your reflection

I wish I could delete all spam.

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(Sweet! I'm finally a monster on the outside!! AHAHAHAH!!!)

Granted but you can't get rid of the comments from me!

I wish for.. a magical item!

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Granted but I take it from you.

I wish there was no yellow names.

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Granted! But now there are only Blood red names.

I wish to be forgotten.

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Granted but you are only forgotten by you.

I wish I had an artist to draw me a new avatar.

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Granted but his/her skills sucks!

I wish I could just get out from this every time repeating wheel called "life"

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Granted but you end up trapped in Spira.

I wish I was not just a mod.

Edited by Geoffrey St John

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Granted but with better job comes bigger responsibility.

I wish I was a vampire

Edited by Shinomi-chan

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