Corrupt a Wish

[Miles_Prower 3]

Granted, but instead YOUR avatar is permanently changed to Cheer leader Sonic.

I wish I had a klondike bar.

 

[tiny260 4]

Granted! Only... uh-oh. Looks like that bar was being held by the hulking biker dude in the corner there. Aaaand he's looking at you all... oooh dear he's grabbing a tire iron and heading your way...

I wish I had the ability to lucid dream and control over it to do whatever I wanted in my dreams.

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, but now you can never wake up

I wish my house wasn't so darn drafty!  Brrrrr!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is so hot your house burns down.

I wish for a slow and painful death.

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, but it strips you of all your dignity too!

I wish I wasn't so sleepy!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you take the place of Princess Aurora.

I wish for a KH fan to never talk to.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but hits ya with his keyblade.

 

I wish for awesome awesomely awesomeness!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's just me in a disguise :3 (Tehee~)

I wish for... More Gugure Kokkuri-San manga!!!!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they ruin everything

I wish for a green name.

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted, but it's actually red. 

 

I wish for a DL-44!

[Thire 121]

Granted but it has a unremovable scope.

I wish for a sword!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you're not worth it and can't even lift it!

I wish for the movie Koe No Katachi come out ASAP!!!!

[ChaosKaiser 174]

Granted, but it's an american live-action adaptation that has nothing to do with the original story.

I wish for being Batman.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but now you have to fight Superman without kryptonite.

 

I wish for a banana gun.

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted but it only shoots peas. 

 

I wish for a real life Blitzball. 

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but everyone loses the ability to hold their breath.

I wish to understand why Clay's location is a Final fantasy 13 reference while his avatar is Klein from sword art online.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted, but the Illuminati sent their henchmen after you!

I wish for a time portal!

[ChaosKaiser 174]

Granted, but the portal sends you into Prehistory. And it's a one-use portal.

I wish to be super-fast.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you are so fast you disappear from this dimention.

I wish for a giant tornado to rip the planet into pieces.

[Thire 121]

Granted but it didn't know which planet so Mars is ravaged...

I wish for some popcorn.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but Dylan steals it.

I wish for signatures to disappear.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but so does peoples skill to write!

I wish for aliens to visit Earth!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they see Justin Beiber and leave in fright.

I wish for a giant snake who is as insane as the Joker.

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted but Seviper gets jealous. 

 

I wish for my slight fear of flying to disappear. 

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted it's replaced with a fear of heights!  (You are so welcome :3 )

I wish for Kingdom Hearts III to come out ASAP!!!!