Huh... let me search the archives... Yeah.. It was recently used and is still wet. Do you want it? Just for the mere price of 399$. It also keeps saying "But can you do this?" when touched. It might even keep on saying that after eating or... *cough*. Don't ask why it is in a shop for retired hentai tentacle actors.
Major Alex Louis Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist/ Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood "Destruction and creation are two sides of the same coin. You must destroy to create! That is the law of the universe!"