Posted 23 Jul 2016 Granted, but it's really a man-eating plant in a disguise!!I wish for something red. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 26 Jul 2016 Granted it's your blood! (I went a little grim there.) I wish for a chainsaw bayonet Lancer from Gears of War Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 26 Jul 2016 (no worries, I'll just put the blood in a jar so I can keep it forever and ever.... now THAT'S grim)Granted! But I'll be likely to break into your house and steal it :3I wish for a car. (why not?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Jul 2016 Granted but I carjack you and steal it! I wish those woodchucks would stop chucking my wood! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Aug 2016 Granted, but Peter Piper is picking a peck of your pickled peppers, but it's possible Peter Piper misplaced the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked, so where is the picked peck of pickled peppers? (Only way to truly corrupt an insane wish–add more insanity.)I wish that IGN would do an embarrassing apology dance for the aggressive and biased anti-Sonic video they posted recently, and all other sites of its kind would join in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 4 Aug 2016 Granted but now they hate Mario! I wish for a yo-yo with a built in frozen yogurt maker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Aug 2016 Granted but I take away the frozen yogurt maker!!! (Fear me.)I wish for a good dream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Aug 2016 Granted but it's full of cutesy bunnies! I wish for a bowl of ceareal with milk from....the Milky Way! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Aug 2016 (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY if they are those LOST BUNNIES!)Granted, but you gotta eat all of it IN the milky way I wish for Umberoooooon~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Aug 2016 Granted but it never gets dark so you can't evolve Eevee into umbreon. Instead it evolves into Espeon! I wish for a briefcase full of chocolate pudding! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Aug 2016 (Oh my god no you just didn't!) Granted but it gets switched to a briefcase full of gnomes!! I wish for... a rainbow~ (So I can get all of the GOLD from the other end huehuehue) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Aug 2016 Granted but there's an endless abyss at the other side of the rainbow! I wish for space pirate werewolves to stop stealing my mail! 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Aug 2016 Granted, but now terrestrial pirate werewolves are stealing your mail!I wish for batteries!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Aug 2016 Granted but they become sentient and turn your house into a techno music party club with a snack bar! I wish for 20,000 trumpet juggling grilled cheese sandwiches! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Aug 2016 Granted but they go to the wrong address!!! (Zangoose)I wish for Clank!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Aug 2016 Granted but it is only a posterI wish for Seviper to become human. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Aug 2016 (hugging the poster* did you say something Geoffrey? :3)Granted but he is GORGEOUS! and famous! and speaks like a snake!I wish for my own hoverboard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Aug 2016 (edited) Granted but the Babylon Rouges want their gear back! I wish the Mad Hatter and March Hare were my friends since we're all insane! Edited 21 Aug 2016 by Seviper the Fang Snake 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Aug 2016 Granted! But they turn on you when they realize you don't like their tea!!!I wish for an axe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Aug 2016 Granted but it becomes sentient and murders you! I wish this anvil rain would go away! I'm starting to run out of aspirin! 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Aug 2016 (They grow up so fast!! )Granted! Now a frying pan rain starts instead! (You're welcome!!!)I wish for a bike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Aug 2016 Granted but it is an exercise bike.I wish I had my hat back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Sep 2016 Granted but I steal it afterwards!I wish for Sun and moon to come out quicker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 11 Sep 2016 Granted but it has too many glitches! I wish that banana would stop following me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 12 Sep 2016 (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY!)Granted,but then every other type of fruit in the world starts following you!I wish for a new scarf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites