Posted 9 Jul 2016 Granted, it came from a condemned New Jersey building and is several decades past its expiration date.I wish for the permanent ontological destruction of all life, matter, creation, time, space and physical laws of the universe and reality despite the fact that I would be destroyed as well. as well (don't take me seriously guys I'm just going hardcore on this one). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Jul 2016 Granted but it is all a dream.I wish the king of chaos was not an alien. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 11 Jul 2016 Granted he's a demon. I wish for Flying Pirate waffle flipping cheese doodle eating barracudas! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 12 Jul 2016 Granted but they are in One piece for a two second cameo.I wish for a wish without wishing that wishers find a wishing well without any wishes being made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Jul 2016 Granted, but it can only be used during a blue moon in Siberia. Oh, and you have to publicly destroy a wishing well for it to work, too.I wish that people would stop waiting and hoping for Sonic Adventure 3 and finally get over the fact that it will never happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Jul 2016 Granted but now they want a Sonic Heroes 2! I wish the moon in Majora's Mask to crush my neighbor's house! I hate that guy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Jul 2016 Granted but I steal the Mask before the destruction!! (precious mask....)I wish for Skull Kid for a playmate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Jul 2016 Granted but he plays nasty pranks on you. I wish that someone would tell Yoshi to stop laying eggs on my lawn! 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Jul 2016 (Well he wouldn't be the skull kid I know if he didn't.)Granted, now instead, Bowser brings his kids over to your house every day! (have fun with that little army)I wish for a copy of Ruby Rose's awesome Scythe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Jul 2016 Granted, let me turn on my printer.I wish for more DS games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Jul 2016 Granted but their horrible knock offs! I wish Luigi would return my vaccum! I haven't seen that thing since 2001! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Jul 2016 Granted, but it's full of concrete.I wish I wasn't so clumsy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2016 Granted! Now you are no longer clumsy but can't help but swear all the time!I wish for a Masterball! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Jul 2016 Granted but you use it on a Metapod that only knows harden! I wish for the Death Star with...a Milkshake maker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Jul 2016 Granted but it goes ka-boom after 3 minutes!I wish for an apple. A golden apple! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 Granted but I sell it to the Goddess of Chaos! (whoopsie.)I wish for Catbug buddy!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 Granted but it was swatted. I wish for pie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 (NUUUUUUUUUU!!! Not my Catbug ;___; !!!)Granted.. But I ATE IT!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!I wish for a ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 (GOMEN NEEEE! ;A; *bows in shame*) GRANTED! But it won't fit!I wish for a new 3DS game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 Granted, but it's for the wrong region.I wish the weather would be better here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 Granted. Now it's always above 30 degrees so all British people melt because that's what happens when it gets over 30I wish for... um... pizza Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 Granted.. but there are only toppings you hate!! AHAHAHHAHAHHA!!I wish for cola =.= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 GRANTED! But it's not cold!I WISH FOR A GIANT COOKIE 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2016 Granted but Cookie Monster falls in love with it! I wish for an anivi! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2016 GRANTED! But .... it doesn't appear! *what's anivi?*I wish for a flower! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites