Posted 23 Dec 2017 Granted but he treats you just like Snively!I wish they'd sell Skulduggery Pleasant in Finland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Dec 2017 Granted but it costs over 9000$I wish for a cat. 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Dec 2017 Granted but it's a Tiger and mauls your face and sell your stuff. I wish for those durn Disco Dancing Pelicans to move out of the neighborhood! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Dec 2017 Granted but Disco Dancing Cats move in instead.I wish for an infinite sweet chocolate drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Dec 2017 Granted but it's finitely sour. I wish my galactic neighbors would stop stealing my stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Dec 2017 Granted but they kidnap you and sell you instead. I wish that it was 30 hours in the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Dec 2017 Granted but it goes 30 years into future after that.I wish for Part 5 of JoJo to get goddamn confirmed already! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 26 Dec 2017 Granted but it's a flop. I wish Thire would lay off the spicy food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 27 Dec 2017 Granted but gets into salty food.I wish for Hitman Reborn Shion/Simon Arc to get an anime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Dec 2017 Granted but it comes with no Subs! I wish my roomate would stop taking my pudding cups! 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 31 Dec 2017 (The horror! Dubs suck!)Granted but now he takes your phone.I wish for the fluffiest fluff fluff ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Jan 2018 Granted but every time you touch it 1.21 gigawatts course through you. I wish the filthy xenos would let me explore in peace. 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Jan 2018 (I already do when my lil bro plays in the park Dx Damn their equipment!)Granted but now the clean xenos won't let you explore in peace.I wish for a release date for Rick & More Tea Season 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Jan 2018 Granted but now with 50% less tea! I wish for a release date for Soul Calibur VI. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Jan 2018 Granted it come out 2027! I wish my bosses weren't evil space snowmen pirates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 11 Jan 2018 Granted but now they are just plain jerks.I wish for moar moneh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 11 Jan 2018 Granted but you country goes bankrupt so the money becomes worthless. I wish I was never able to wish again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 11 Jan 2018 Granted but your urge to wish makes you crazy.I wish for pizza on pineapple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 11 Jan 2018 Granted but then you get slapped...by me. I wish for three trumpets, twelve dodo cyborgs, and a banana smoothie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 12 Jan 2018 Granted but they explodeI wish for ice on pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Jan 2018 Granted but the ice has melted and now the pizza is mush. I wish that rival empire would doom themselves and get it over with already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Jan 2018 Granted but your empire also dooms itself.I wish for a nice pillow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 15 Jan 2018 (edited) Granted but it's filled with grilled cheese sandwiches! (I need it back by the way...) I wish the Jack in the Box man didn't watch me play the fiddle. Edited 15 Jan 2018 by Seviper the Fang Snake 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 15 Jan 2018 NUUUUU!! *eats the entire pillow like a savage* MINE! >>>:DGranted but Jack In The Box Boy watches you again, alongside Ballon Boy.I wish for... Death! >:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Jan 2018 Granted but Death has no effect. I wish "360 no-scopes" would die and be replaced by real snipers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites