Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but he treats you just like Snively!

I wish they'd sell Skulduggery Pleasant in Finland

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it costs over 9000$

I wish for a cat.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's a Tiger and mauls your face and sell your stuff.

 

I wish for those durn Disco Dancing Pelicans to move out of the neighborhood!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but Disco Dancing Cats move in instead.

I wish for an infinite sweet chocolate drink.

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted but it's finitely sour. 

I wish my galactic neighbors would stop stealing my stuff. 

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they kidnap you and sell you instead.

 

I wish that it was 30 hours in the future.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it goes 30 years into future after that.

I wish for Part 5 of JoJo to get goddamn confirmed already!

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted but it's a flop. 

I wish Thire would lay off the spicy food. 

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but gets into salty food.

I wish for Hitman Reborn Shion/Simon Arc to get an anime.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it comes with no Subs!

 

I wish my roomate would stop taking my pudding cups!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

(The horror! Dubs suck!)

Granted but now he takes your phone.

I wish for the fluffiest fluff fluff ever.

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted but every time you touch it 1.21 gigawatts course through you. 

I wish the filthy xenos would let me explore in peace. 

[Lena Stan Account 60]

(I already do when my lil bro plays in the park Dx Damn their equipment!)

Granted but now the clean xenos won't let you explore in peace.

I wish for a release date for Rick & More Tea Season 4.

[Thire 121]

Granted but now with 50% less tea! 

I wish for a release date for Soul Calibur VI.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted it come out 2027!

 

I wish my bosses weren't evil space snowmen pirates.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but now they are just plain jerks.

I wish for moar moneh.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you country goes bankrupt so the money becomes worthless.

 

I wish I was never able to wish again.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but your urge to wish makes you crazy.

I wish for pizza on pineapple.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but then you get slapped...by me.

 

I wish for three trumpets, twelve dodo cyborgs, and a banana smoothie.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but they explode

I wish for ice on pizza.

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted but the ice has melted and now the pizza is mush. 

I wish that rival empire would doom themselves and get it over with already. 

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but your empire also dooms itself.

I wish for a nice pillow.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's filled with grilled cheese sandwiches! (I need it back by the way...)

 

I wish the Jack in the Box man didn't watch me play the fiddle.

Edited 15 Jan 2018 by Seviper the Fang Snake

[Lena Stan Account 60]

NUUUUU!! *eats the entire pillow like a savage* MINE! >>>:D

Granted but Jack In The Box Boy watches you again, alongside Ballon Boy.

I wish for... Death! >:D

[Clay Heartrend 2]

Granted but Death has no effect. 

I wish "360 no-scopes" would die and be replaced by real snipers.