Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but due to not sleeping at all, you became so paranoid, you think the walls will kill you, for the rest of your life!

I wish for... a nice red car!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is made of wax. 

I wish that there was a pokemon and death note cross over.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(le gasp* Still red =-=)

Granted! But Team Rocket ruins everything in it! (as usual.) 

I wish for better cellphone

Edited 22 Oct 2016 by Shinomi-chan

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I sell it.

(I wonder what would happen if you wrote the name of a pokemon into a death note)

I wish for world peace.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(I guess it wouldn't work, since all the names are identical, unless the trainer names their pokemon. Also since all of the male and female pokemon look alike it would be too difficult. You'd have to remember ONE specific pokemon among all the others out there.)

Granted but it is interrupted, by these messages:

So I wish for okay FNaF movie

[Miles_Prower 3]

Granted, but since it's FNaF, it sucks. 

 

I wish Chimchar St Jerk hadn't wished for the same wish as I wished for.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but someone else does it.

I wish for Moar Dark Souls DLC.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but guess what? MORE tedious battle against enemies non-stop and DOUBLE bosses!

I wish for more Horror anime on Halloween!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Pfffffftttttttt that's too soft. The DLC had a three phased boss who had three health bars in each phase. In the second phase it was a dual boss fight. Double bosses. Pfffffftttt. 

Granted but you are not allowed to watch em. Muhahaha! >:3

I wish for the hardest freaking boss ever on the next DS3 DLC.

[Miles_Prower 3]

Granted, but since nobody knows what 'DS3 DLC' means, nothing happens.

I wish someone would end the eternal ennui that is my existance.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it will return again.

I wish for some dark stuff in next Dark Souls 3 dlc

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted! You get the DLC full of Iron Maiden music and Alice Cooper inspired enemies! (You're welcome :3)

I wish for cool new horror movies!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it is filled with teletubies.

I wish for an Undertale mode for Dark Souls 3! XD (Now THAT would be hard)

[Miles_Prower 3]

Granted, but it literally causes cancer.

I wish that someone will develop the technology to create a real Data, and nobody can tell him from Brent Spiner.

[tiny260 4]

Granted, but this version of Data is nothing like the TV version at all. In fact, he's kind of a jerk.

I wish I had the ability to mentally travel back in time within, say, a five-minute time limit, "rewinding" and retrying events in my life at will.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but it causes a giant hurricane to come right towards your place of residence (Life is Strange anybody?)

I wish it wasn't so flipping cold when it isn't even really winter yet

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted you get a super choke hug from me!

I wish for a cow. 

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I eat it.

I wish my new game wasn't so addictive.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(My cow!! Bessie! NOOOOO!)

Granted! Now you just hate it with all your heart!:D

I wish for a boat.

[tiny260 4]

Granted! You'll find your boat waiting for you at a dock on the exact opposite end of the world.

I wish the editing process for making videos wasn't so time-consuming and irritating.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Jokes on you I can wait!!!! XD)

granted! Now making videos is easy, but the download time is now 100 times slower! AHAHAHHAHAHHA!

I wish for pair of shoes.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it is too big for you.

I wish for a keyblade

[Miles_Prower 3]

Granted, but it weighs more than you can lift.

I wish for a cow.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I TOSS it!!!!!

I wish for a hoodie.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it shriks in the wash.

I wish Cherry would never change his avatar back to Cheer leader Sonic.