Corrupt a Wish

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they are happy for a second until they realised the world is screwed. 

 

I wish for the wish that was never wished by a wisher.

[ChaosKaiser 174]

Granted, but... nothing happens, since no wisher has ever wished for nothing to happen as their wish. 

I wish for drawing the best comic on the planet!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you are transported to a planet with no life.

I wish for the mask.

[ChaosKaiser 174]

Granted, but it's a mask of your own face that you can't take off.

I wish for THE POWEEEEER

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it's after death.

 

I wish for Covid to gtfo already.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(I refuse to corrupt that wish since it seems inappropriate to do so)

I wish people were more sensitive about the feelings of others.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it's just an act. Like it always is in human nature.

 

I wish every single human I befriended didn't just make it like I don't even exist if I decide not to start a convo with them first, instead waiting for them to start one for once. So much for being friends. That word is worthless. All of them are worthless to me too if they are gonna act like I have no worth.

[ChaosKaiser 174]

Okay, I feel like I shouldn't corrupt that last wish, since it's something very personal. Honestly, I feel like I have also failed some people because of this, because of not talking to them enough and waiting for them to take the iniciative. I'm trying to change that behavior... 
I also hope things got better and those people reconsidered what they did and gave you the attention and love you deserve. 

 

Anyway, I'll continue...

I wish I could drive!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you can only drive people up the wall

I wish for silence to be broken.

[Margred 24]

Granted but now you only hear thousands of birds just screaming.

 

I wish for a happy surprise.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is for someone else and you never learn what it was

 

I wish for a wish that was wished by a wishing well.

[Margred 24]

Granted but now the world is going to end

 

I wish for cookies

[Lena Stan Account 60]

But it's made with Idubbz's hair

 

I wish for DT17 S4

[ChaosKaiser 174]

Granted, but all the creative team is completely different, and the show ends up being about Mickey Mouse.

I wish for absolute TOTAL CONTROL

[Margred 24]

Granted but it only works in your dreams

 

I wish for something weird

[Lena Stan Account 60]

But it's only weird for 1 second.

I wish for a Lena centric episode before the show ends.

[ChaosKaiser 174]

Granted, but it ends up being a lost episode that ends up becoming creepypasta material.

I wish for a new Superman movie.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's somehow even more boring than Man of Steel, (and let's not even TALK about the ending) but let's just say that it makes Batman vs. Superman look like a Cinema MASTERPIECE.

I wish that they would sell Sonic IDW (or anything Sonic really) in my country 

[ChaosKaiser 174]

(I mean, to me Man of Steel wasn't boring, but the rest... gosh, that's a twisted of corrupting it!)

Granted, but it gets sold out every time you go buy any of those items.

I wish for a magical girl animated blockbuster film.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted, but it ends up being a lost episode that ends up becoming creepypasta material.

I see that as an absolute win.

 

Granted but it's Madoka Magica Live Action

 

I wish for DT17 Renewal

[ChaosKaiser 174]

(Actually, a Madoka live-action could be damn cool if do right...)

Granted, but since you already wished it, and considering you didn't specified what DT17 stands for, the wishing genie thinks you also want a Dark Tower movie sequel, since that film was also made in 2017.

I wish for furniture.

[MajinTails 6]

Granted, but the Furniture is way too tacky.

I wish for a brand new country to be made.

[ChaosKaiser 174]

Granted, but the country is no bigger than your own room. 

 

I wish for a Yotsuba! anime adaptation.

Edited 31 May 2022 by ChaosKaiser

[MajinTails 6]

_{^{I better make the most ridiculous defense system ever then.}}

Granted, but it is made and censored by 4KIDS.

I wish for a new theatrical star wars movie (come on, it's been like 3-4 years)

[ChaosKaiser 174]

(NOOOOOOOOOO wait, how in the world could 4Kids censor Yotsuba? Like... what's to censor in there?? Oh well, they'd find a way to make her an american girl or something...)
Granted, but it's a low-budget B-grade remake of Attack of the Clones, starring Jared Leto as Anakin. For some reason. Gosh, maybe I went too far.

I wish for a delicious dinner.