Corrupt a Wish

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(What else is new?)

Granted but it is a Jacket Potato

I wish to eat nothing for never.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted you become a vampire who has to DRINK cow blood forever!

I wish for a teddy :3

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(Oh! Skye guess that means I am coming to stay with you from now on)

Granted but it is demented and kills your family to have you to itself.

I wish for the end of waiting.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Wow tough love o_o )

Granted! Now it's the start of Ultimate Despair!!

I wish for Brass Knuckles

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is a brass statue of Knuckles which is stolen and melted down by brass thieves.

I wish threads did die just because I post in them.

(It does seem that way)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! D:)

Granted, but because you sometimes post on the front page, the whole forum gets shut down!

I wish for cake! CHOCOLATE CAKE =-=

(I'm sure it's not because of you though)

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but everyone else eats it before you get any.

I wish for the ability to die.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I magically steal it from you!

I wish for a scythe.

Edited 5 Apr 2016 by Shinomi-chan

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but Marluxia attacks you for it back.

I wish for Skye to wish next.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it was me in a disguise!

I wish for a banana!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's me in a banana costume!

 

I wish for a duck....in a tuxedo!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(and the bad side iiiiiis? You can sing peanutbutterjelly time!! D:)

Granted but it's just Alfred J.Quack in a cheap jacket!!!! (MUHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)

I wish for a POKEDEX!!!!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but it's Empty

I wish for Fnaf 5

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it gets hacked!

I wish for a money tree.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it withers.

I wish for a rocket

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but It's stolen by Rocket and Groot!

 

I wish a song dedicated to sandwiches!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted, but as soon as it's made everybody forgets the words.

I wish for FAME!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Hey, at least I get to meet my heroes.)

Granted you are now the new Justin Bieber in the eyes of the 15-year olds.

I wish for boxing gloves. WITH SPIKES!!!!!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but I take them!!

I wish for a book about books about books.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you have to read them for the sake of reading!

 

I wish for pants!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but they're pink and covered in glitter!

I wish for a sword

Edited 13 Apr 2016 by Shinomi-chan

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it steals your soul!

 

I wish for a more comfy couch!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Shinomi, WHYYYYYYYYYYYY)

Granted, but it is so comfy, that it becomes the best couch in the world and people try to steal it.

I wish for Nintendo NX to come out soon.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted! But it suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!~

I wish for a star!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted you get a chocolate star.

I wish for everyone to sing the firefly theme.