Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I took it all  (I have a obsession :3 ) 

I wish for a chocolate bar

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but I also took it! (I have an  obsession also)

I wish for comics

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I burn it (I am obsessed with fire)

I wish my siblings were here with me.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you get mad at each other and will never talk to each other again!!!

I wish I had a cloud

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but it becomes a thunder cloud and destroys all your ANIME with a thunderbolt.

I wish that not everyone in sonic wears gloves.

(Seriously, they almost ALL wear gloves)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but now no one wears them!!!

I wish for a monkey!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted. *Throws Zelian at you, then Zelian pukes on you*

I wish for a pet snake!

 

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it eats you!

 

I wish to catch some serious Z's man!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(Hey! I may be a monkey but no one owns me!)

Granted but you catch all of my fakes created by double team since I am Z

 

I wish Espio didn't obsess about me.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted he's now obsessed with me! Bit he has to buy me dinner first! (I'm twisted! Deal with it!)

 

I wish for more money!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted, but I use it to buy our dinner! (Trollololololol)

I wish for a beanbag chair.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I thought it was made of actual beans and try to eat it!

 

I wish for a banana!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I use it to make a Banana phone!!

I wish for Monokuma

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you forget what it is.

I wish to give out my brand of justice.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Jokes on you I hate Monokuma xD)

Granted but you fall in Ultimate Despair!!!

I wish for a life

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it sucks! 

 

I wish for an awesome theme song!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(You are a psychic!! O_O)

Granted but it's stolen from another person and you get sued!

I wish for a car

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I borrow it and crash it! 

 

I wish to humiliate my neighbor!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it turns into a bad neighbor situation!!!

I wish for.. a nuke.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

(He is a bad neighbor! I'm gonna put an angry bee hive on his porch!)

 

Granted but it detonates before it is delivered to you!

 

I wish for a taco!

Edited 13 Mar 2016 by Greninja

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but is was made by a zangoose

I wish for faster internet

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it has a Zangoose virus!

 

I wish I didn't have to for to work in two days...

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but then you have to live with a zangoose forever

I wish for that damn Outlast to be installed

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is corrupted

I wish to be utterly evil, manipulative, untrustworthy and downright unpleasant.

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

(Why? You're already all of that.)

Granted but you're all those things to YOURSELF!

I wish for a new jacket