Corrupt a Wish

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(True! My heart is darker and I already have wisdom I wish I didn't)

Granted but it melts

 

I wish for Oblivion.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but the only Oblivion comes for me!

I wish for Darkness.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but Ansem takes them all from you.

I wish for pizzas

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but they're all rotten

I wish for a bullet

[Lena Stan Account 60]

(Rotten Darkness xD)

Granted but Cross shoots a bullet at you.

I wish for a flowey plushie

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(and the bad side is....?)

Granted but I steal it (mine =-=) 

I wish that Asriel could be saved.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Spoilllllll

Granted but he is killed by Chara *flowey laugh*

I wish for a Chara boss fight

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you can never beat them.

I wish for a heart.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but... IT LIVES 

I wish for hotdogs

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(meh)

Granted but it's literal hot DOG!

I wish for an animal.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

(I was pointing to the boss from Binding of Issac)

(Goddammit Sans)

Granted but it's a hot CAT

I wish for nothing

(Nyeheheheheheheheh)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted. You'll be send to a fully white place with no gravity, no echo, no sound, no wind, nothing. You can only hear yourself and there's no one there with you. EVER

I wish for a Shadow.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but you now have two shadows

I wish for the longest katana ever

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(.....and? o_o)

Granted but Sephiroth thinks you're his opponent and tries to kill you (buh-bye!)

I wish for a meteor!!!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it is as small as your finger.

I wish for friendliness pellets

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(the heck does that matter I have a meteor!!!!!)

Granted, they hit right at your soul!

I wish for a friend.

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but it's ME (DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM)

I wish for a shorter nose

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(....and the BAD side is...? o_o )

Granted! Now it's microscopic!!!

I wish for a carrot!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but Bugs Bunny stole it!

 

I wish for somebody to hang out with!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted, but it's ME AGAIN (DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM)

I wish for a pet

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's me- NOPE! It's a killer beary :3

I wish for a shotgun shotgun~

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but you shoot it by accident on your best friend

I wish for more Pokemon Sun and Moon spoilers

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(But Espio you're too precious to be shot! ;___; The joke is that everyone's my bestie :3)

Granted but after hearing them you no longer want to play at all ever again.

I wish for UNDERTALEEEEE Sketchbook

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I gave it to someone else! (I'm terrible!)

 

I wish for clown seeking exploding coconuts!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but you're a clown! (Deep Inside, everybody is)

I wish for MANGA!