Corrupt a Wish

[Snowflake 0]

Granted, only in your dreams

I wish it was colder here.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, too cold for others to survive

I wish I stopped having bad hair days.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, you're...

...BALD.

Sonic: I wish my new show doesn't flop.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it gets canceled before it even aires

I wish people would realize when I am being serious.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, they'll take jokes serious too

I wish I weren't forced to socialise

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you end up on a planet all alone.

I wish that my emeralds were real.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

I like that lul

Granted, you will be arrested for whatever

I wish... I had ... A real gun

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted . it jam everytime you try to shoot with it.

I wish to be friendly with Goeffrey.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Then killing my parents would go wrong lulul

Granted, he won't

I wish I didn't end up having crush on people.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they all crush on you

I wish that no one wished for anything.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Hehe, if only THAT would happen

Granted, they danced

Like Indians

Eugh

I wish...COOKIES

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they are dog cookies

I wish that English was the only language in the world.

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted. You can't speak it.

I wish there was no more arguing.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted no one talks to each other

I wish Skye was my real brother.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, Melody would be your wife (lul whut?)

I wish I had more esteem.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, you're a cocky sociopath.

Sonic: I wish that the planet wouldn't be shattered into pieces anymore. (That's what happens at the end of Countdown to Chaos!)

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, you wouldn't exist

I wish my classmates were humans

[Danny Felixe 330]

(Your classmates aren't human? What are they then? Care to swap?)

Granted, life is much more boring after that

I wish for life to be as interesting as in comics and TV and games

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, we get a Superman Doomsday problem.

I wish the Sonic: Genesis arc was better.

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[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Either they are monkeys or devil, but the worst thing is

THEY ARE DPS MEGACITY STUDENTS

I don't care life will be boring, rid of them!

Granted, you were the laughing stock

I wish the bus strike tomorrow. Was extended till the next month :P

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted, but you got bored.

I wish I had legs.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, you would be a belly dancer

I wish indian education weren't this hard.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you fail anyway

I wish my avatar wasn't so awesome.

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , It's a fanart.

I wish ... I don't know what to wish for.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you lose your hands

I wish Ken Penders wasn't born.