Corrupt a Wish

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Shadow: Granted. CHAOS CONTROL!

Julie-Su: Bring me back!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you won't like what you see.

I want the world to know of my achievements.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they burn you at the stake for achieving them through witchcraft.

I wish my Pokeworld story doesn't flop.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, Archie World stinks.

Sonic: Give me some chili, baby!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it was so spicy that you burn your tounge.

I want some pokeblock.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is May's pink surprise and you get fat.

I wish that the next wisher doesn't wish for any wish that doesn't involve wishing from another's voice.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, everyone loses their voice.

I wish my grandma didn't have Alzheimer's.

(What do ya got against characters, man? Let me be myself for a change!)

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, she doesn't have it anymore(I just couldn't come up with anything)

I wish for a 2000 buckets of salmon and milk!!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but the milk is sour and the salmon is smelly.

I wish for an army of mutant octopuses to do my bidding.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, they get tangled up.

I wish I could go to the Waffle Dimension. (Ask Dub about this.)

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it gets hit by a G wave and becomes Eggworld

I wish my adorable self wasn't a Penders.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, he's a[n old Japanese manga that nobody remembers].

I dare you to kiss a fish.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

I've kissed a cat with bad fishy breath does that count?

I wish that BlueBlur would be roud more.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

(So let me get this straight. You want me to post on spite. No. No way. Let someone else do it.)

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Actually it was a typo i meant around more often.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Oh, that makes it okay.

I'm your house. (insert rimshot here)

I wish Geoffrey was a totally awesome ninja cheeseburger guy! Oh! Oh! And his catchphrase was, "I am the ninja cheeseburger. I am well done."

Edited 28 Dec 2013 by BlueBlur62391

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, I would eat him.

I wish I had a 3DS...

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish SweetLilEliza wasn't a big control freak.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, she'd rather be an emo

I wish people would stop misunderstanding me...

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you always misunderstand them.

I wish Cheery didn't force me to bann all chocolate from here.

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, he surrenders his chocolate to me.

I wish I was happy.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, everyone else is furious.

Sonic: I wish my next comic was on the rack already! Betty and Veronica get their book on time, why can't I?

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, it would be sonics last comic

I wish... Nothing

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, you never existed.

Sonic: Tell me where the chili dogs are...

[sweet_lil_Eliza 49]

Granted, you can't eat them

I wish there would be peace.