Corrupt a Wish

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but all of your manga characters come alive!

I wish for new shoes

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(.... where's the downside?)

Granted... but they're Adidas shoes!!

I wish for an adventure!

Edited 23 Feb 2016 by Shinomi-chan

[ShadowKid15 3]

Granted......What"s the use?

I wish I had a life where people actually enjoy me being around...

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I just started crying because that sounds so beautiful ;------;

I wish to be your friend!!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but I explode!

I wish for a radio transmitter.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(;---------; Noodles!!!!!!! Noooo!!!!)

Granted but it's so shiny so I steal it!!!! MUHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

I wish for a RAIIIIIIIIINBOOOOOOOOOOOW~ 

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is a sticker on Noodles before he exploaded

 

I wish for a banana.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but Donkey Kong ground pounds you for it!

 

I wish for a taco!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted, but there is EXTRA SPICY! sauce on it

I wish to evolve AGAIN!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it was in a dream.

I wish I was able to mega evolve.

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted, but you can't find the mega gem!

I wish to be blue!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you Become a Smurf.

I wish to be fire.

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but YOU EVOLVE INTO A FLAREON DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

I wish for a cool TM

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(That still ain't a bad thing D:)

Granted you get TMNT theme

I wish for Japanese theme~

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

(YOU DON'T KNOW! EVOLUTION IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS)

Granted. but it is the only thing you  can hear for the rest of your life!

I wish for a BLT sandwich

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Well shi* ) Granted but me and Sevy ate it

I wish for a sheep

Edited 2 Mar 2016 by Shinomi-chan

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted, but then it eats you!

I wish for a book

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it sends you into a nightmareish realm with no escape...

I wish for ice-cream  

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it is bitter

I wish for Dark Souls 3 to come out as soon as possible

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's impossible to win even the normal enemies.

I wish for a skateboard.

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted, but you break every bone of your body using it.

I wish for an apple pie

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you choke in it

I wish for a Keyblade

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

(... what is that?)

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(Espio, you post will be ignored for now)

Granted but it becomes mine since my heart is stronger.

I wish that wisdom was transferable.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(No it's not, just darker)

Granted, but you get some wisdom you wish you didn't have

I wish for chocolate