Corrupt a Wish

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it comes alive and takes over your brain and makes you serve the hat overlords!

 

I wish to be super stretchy!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you shrink in the rain.

 

I wish I was famous.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(So Darkwing Duck reference?)

Granted You become famous as a prisoner!

I wish I had magic powers!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but you don't know how to use them.

I wish for a box, with a bag in it.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's a bag with something nasty! 

 

I wish for a snack!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but I ate it!

I wish for a job.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted you are now the new Night Guard of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!

I wish for a jacket!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's mine now! Maniacal laugh time!

 

I wish to solve the age old question....Why do hot dogs come packages of 10 and buns come in 8!?

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted: Marketing trick

 

I wish to breathe underwater

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but everything underwater turns against you. (POOOOOOOOOOOSITIVE TIME  ) 

I wish I was as cool as Papyrus.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but you are now a popscle.

I wish I were fancy

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but everyone hates you.

 

I wish I were green

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but a cow thinks you're grass and eats you!

I wish I had a cookie!

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but there is no chocolate in the cookie.

I wish I had a Gameboy

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(How dare you?? D: Nooooo!!!!)

Granted but Imma steal it. Like a ninja. and jump out from a window. Like Papy.

I wish for a Keyblade!!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it teleports into my hand because my heart is stronger (and darker)

 

I wish for a genie who could grant me three more wishes which I would use to wish for three more genies, and I will continue this cycle until I have nearly infinite wishes which can only be made by my voice.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(You DO know that the Keyblade will always come to those with light in their hearts? and to those who care about their friends and family?)

Granted you just created too many time paradoxes and the entire world collapses literally on your shoulders. Good luck!

I wish for new horror rpg from the makers of Mad Father.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it gets deleted.

I wish humans were nice to each other.

[Sonic The Hedgehog 5]

Granted, but they ended up being rude to animals.

I wish the 'Chili-dog Castle' legend was true.

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted: but you can't eat it

I wish that I could teleport at will

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you teleport in between walls and get crushed. 

I wish for an axe

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, you may axe me a question. (See what I did there?)

I wish for sonic plushies.

[Chaotix_Espio_24 16]

Granted but they all sell out the day they come out.

I wish to be in the world of Pokemon!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted you become a magikarp that will never evolve.

 

I wish I didn't have to deal with any kind of annoyance.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but your life becomes so perfect that you become bored of it.

I wish for manga~