Corrupt a Wish

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it gets replaced by a new season of Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers!

 

I wish for a giant robot laser space lobster!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(SEVIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!! No. =-=)

Granted but it's actually a double agent!!

I wish for lava monster friend!

[Skye Prower 386]

(Hey!  What's wrong with Rescue Rangers?  "No one takes a mad scientist seriously until he's leveled a city or two!")

Granted, but as Earth is 70% water he spends all the time moaning about moisture induced headaches.

I wish Lego was cheaper

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Nothing wrong with it.. Just wish there was more Darkwing Duck stuff you know.. Kind of a fan of the series xD)

Granted but now they're 10 times more deadly than usual (watch your step~)

I wish to be in a game Called: "The Blank Dream"

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it is changed into The Hentai Dream. MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA~!

I wish for Kekkai Sensen second season ^^

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Graneted, but it isn't released in your country.

I wish for Giant Pocky.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Seriously no more hentai =_= it's not funny anymore.)

Granted but it eats YOU!

I wish for Mount Everest!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

(agreed, hentai is bad.)

Granted, here. (Hands her a snow-globe)

I wish for chemistry to be easier.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

(Released in my country? I'm happy it's not!!)

Granted but you have a crappy teacher who hates you.

I wish for DS3 to have an Abyss Covenant.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but Imma steal it!

I wish to be in FNaF4!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

How can you still it? XD

Granted but they can't see you.

I wish for this Darn cold to go away. 

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(But.. But.. Where's the fun in that then? o_o )

Granted but now you get free zombie buddy to keep you company!! (and plenty of workout too! :D)

I wish for.. Metal Chocobo! (not the Keyblade but the actual bird)

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I melt it down!

I wish I had my avatar.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I melt it down!

I wish I had my avatar.

(you monster!!! D: I just named him Mr.Metal Knight!)

granted but I steal it!

I wish for... a magic lamp

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, it magically produces light!

I wish for a thousand cats!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(REALLY? O_O wowie... so.. how's that a bad thing exactly?)

Granted but they form a doggy pile on you! :D

I wish for... Hetalia Movie 2!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it....never comes out!

 

I wish for Dancing robot pirate cockatoos!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they explode after every dance.

I wish I could control the hunger.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but everything else is controlled by MEEEEE!!!!

I wish for Robo Cop!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but he is just a regular cop in a robot costume.

I wish I was done with chemistry.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but now you have to deal with MATH!! MUHAHAHAHA!! XD

I wish for.... a vacation... 4 weeks every month 12 times a year.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but you have to stare at the wall all the time.

I wish for nothing

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you become nothing as a result.

I wish that someone would tell me if they know my theme

(Genuine request)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but no one will tell you if your hair looks cool or not! (Cause it's TOTALLY a thing that guys worry about...right?)

I wish for.. Scary Halloween~

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but slenderman is sick and can't come with you.

I wish for a pizza