Corrupt a Wish

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but their evil robots! (You bored of us!)

I wish for a banana!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it dances away at the speed of sound! (didn't expect that now did you?)

 

I wish for the "Peanutbutter Jelly Time" Song to be destroyed! (mostly cause it stays in my head for WAY too long)

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, but all other songs are destroyed at the same time.

 

I wish Thunderbirds was real!

 

(I'm such a big kid!)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but all the other things you wish for will stay as your imagination!

 

I wish for more music in my life!!

[Skye Prower 386]

(I'll take that!)

Granted.  You get an annoying off-key theme music that follows you everywhere.

 

I wish for a pet Vulpix.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you get BURNed.

 

I wish for Anime T-Shirt!! :D

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it ripped!

I wish my internet connection didn't suck!

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted.  Everyone elses internet is now worse, so your's is the best by comparison.

 

I wish for a transformation machine.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted you successfully transformed to Ken doll!

 

I wish for a magical orb!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it's black magic.

I wish to be in sonic's world for a day.

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted.  You appear in a robotizer!

 

I wish for a second TV screen to plug my computer into

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it is tiny and black and white.

I wish for a million dollars.

[Skye Prower 386]

(That'll be okay.  I just want it for hangouts while I do other stuff! ;-p )

Granted, but it's stolen and you get chased by the cops(cookie if you know the reference)

 

I wish for a biscuit

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted! It stuffed with chili sauce!

I wish for Ancient Onyx for a day!! (MUHAHAHAHAHA)

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it is a plastic keychain.

I wish for anot her wish.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you use it to wish for doughnuts!

 

I wish for Red cap :D

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's stolen by gnomes!

I wish for a new hobby.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted you're now professional ballerina!

 

I wish for new shorts!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it gets caught on a fence! (I knew a guy that had that same problem)

I wish for a wish that allows me to wish!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you forgot what to wish for!

 

I wish to meet Slenderman!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

granted, but he is just your neighbor in a costume

 

I wish for a self-compensating, air-core, iron- aluminum, Varicon variable capacitor

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(aaaw... :C it's never the real deal...)

 

Granted but my neighbor in the Slenderman costume steals them! (didn't expect that huh??)

 

I wish to... be inside Legend Of Zelda Majora's Mask game!!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but then Link kills you.

I wish for a Final Fantasy 7 remake.

(Oh wait that is already happening)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(As long as I at least got to see him before it I have no complains.)

 

Granted but your copy of it is broken like 06!!

 

I wish for my own dragon!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but Dylan takes it as his own!

I wish for an Eevee!