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Granted but it is a toy and it breaks.

I wish I could forget people on a whim.

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Granted but you forget yourself too!

I wish I wasn't me!

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Granted you're me! (I don't think that's bad!)

I wish my jokes were better!

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(It's not! I'd be awesome!!)

Granted but everyone dies laughing!

I wish I was a bird!

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Granted but you saw a puddy tat!

I wish I was super fast!

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(NOT the puddy tat!! D:)

 

Granted but you become so fast no ones able to hear or see you!! (that would suck since we couldn't hear your awesome jokes...)

 

I wish I had wiiiiiiiiiings~

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granted, here is some buffalo wings with teriyaki sauce.

 

I wish I had food.

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Granted but it's the Legendary burning wheel from Japan (you touch it you burn unless you're a god)

 

I wish for actually wings I could fly with.

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Granted, you now have a plane, but it has no engine.

 

I wish my stomachache would go away.

Edited by Noodles The Echidna

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Granted it blows up!

I wish my phone didn't lag so much.

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Granted but now your head lags instead!

 

I wish I couldn't talk!

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(And the bad side....? =_o )

 

Granted you get your soup but it's cold and there's an eyeball in it!

 

I wish for meat!!

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Granted but it is Chao meat

I wish for a fiery Unicorn.

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(wow dark... o_o)

 

Granted but it's trying to kill you and only you!

 

I wish for Eclipse! 

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Granted but it is a model made of ice

I wish for a murderous mythical creature in extreme pain.

(Wait didn't I just get that?)

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(OOoh o_o ART!)

 

Granted but you'll have to SHARE it's pain!

 

I wish for... my death.

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Granted but you suffer death Wolverine style

I wish I was nowhere and everywhere at the same time.

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(meh.)

 

Granted you become the wind but you can't do anything but keep going on

 

I wish for... water

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Granted but it is the water from an elephant's dung

I wish Shinomi was a mouse.

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Granted but I'm a super mouse!!! >: D AHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

I wish Geoffrey was a worm!

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Granted but I become Earthworm Jim!

I wish Seviper was a caterpillar.

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Granted but I turns into a beautiful butterfree!

I wish Geoffrey would eats this sandwich!

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Granted but I puke it up over Shini's face

I wish that everyone was a skunk.

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