Corrupt a Wish

[Delicious echidna 53]

(humpf)

Granted, but they are not edible anymore.

I wish for less Gut shot when people are playing this game.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, you get pies thrown in your face at an extremely rapid pace that is accelerating.

I wish you would give me a massage.

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , You didn't need that neck anyway. Or a spine , if that matter.

I wish for a wish, in a wish, while wishing, all the way to the wish.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

I'm tired, so…YOU WISH!

I wish I had abs.

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted . They are not yours.

I wish that he wish.

[Danny Felixe 330]

(WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!!)

Your wish that he wish is wishful but you wish so the wish isn't wishful enough for wishing. Wish for another wish (I have no idea what I just said there so don't ask me)

I wish that everyone only uses "wish" once in their wish

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but only for 3 second.

1,2,3... done.

I wish to hope that I can wait for more patience.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

(I waited all day for this!?)

Granted, but you get paddled for oxymoron.

I wish everyone could shut up!

[Danny Felixe 330]

(Yes, I hope you didn't wish to see these wishes. They aren't very wishful.

Granted, for a second

I wish I understood what I was saying

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, you can't understand anyone else as they all speak a mish-mash of Swahili and Cantonese.

I wish for my very own Claptrap unit.

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted . It launches the robolution and you end up as it's first victim.

I wish for a Nerf gun.

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, every time you refill it, it malfunctions and goes out of control.

I wish for a cold, hard, chocolate bar.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted. It's frozen

I wish not to fail any school tests I have from now

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , you cannot fail anything anymore , and life become dull .

I wish to be less lazy.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but get stuck in a day that repeats itself for the rest of time so everything you do ammounts to nothing by the time the day ends.

I wish luck to my friend Dilly.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, but he falls off a cliff, and then ends up in a full body cast in the hospital.

More metaphors:

Sonic: I wish I had a pet hedgehog.

(I do this so the end result doesn't affect me.)

[Danny Felixe 330]

(Thanks. Falling off a cliff is just what I need)

Granted. He uses it for ammo in a catapult and fires the hedgehog at you (Who says you can't be involved)

I wish I wasn't getting so bored from all the revision

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, you goof off and get even more revision the next day.

Tails: I wish I couldn't be treated in a condescending way.

[Danny Felixe 330]

(No corruption from me right now, but I don't have a tomorrow)

[BlurryDawgo 26]

(Translation of your thing, please. And then we go back to corrupting wishes. You have to be alive!)

[Skye Prower 386]

(and back on topic...)

Granted, you are now permanently mobbed by obsessed groupies and fan-girls

I wish my work was done for today.

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, your teacher tripled your work for the remaining semester.

I wish I had a newborn lion cub and named it Kali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny Felixe 330]

(As far as I'm aware, Skye isn't in school anymore)

Granted but it keeps bringing dead animals into your house

I wish that my recent test goes better than my last attempt

[BlurryDawgo 26]

By 1% it does.

Eggman: I wish that I ruled the universe!

[Skye Prower 386]

(Dylan is right. Been out of Uni for a few years now! A tripling of zero is still zero, so my wish has no consequences! Whee!)

Granted, you gain control the very moment the universe dies.

I wish I could afford a new computer.