Corrupt a Wish

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but your a different kind of vampire! Your a cola sucking vampire!

 

I wish my 3 day weekend is a long one!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(It would be so cooooooooooooooooool!!!!!)

Granted but your days in school/work get even longer!

I wish to be in Undertale!

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but you are only a camio

I wish Seviper ate Shinomi-Chan

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but she tasted awful! (I never eat my Sis!)

 

I wish for a disco Zombie chicken victory party!

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but you weren't invited.

I wish for a giant chicken.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's gone berserk! 

I wish for my stupid coughing to end.

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but you die

I wish my dark and twisted mind was my curse.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Cool! Thanks!)

Granted but it's only curse to you!

I wish for magic shoes!

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but their magic was that the wearer is turned to stone.

I wish I hadn't hired that hitman to kill Sonic.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Cool! Now I'm a statue!!!)

Granted but the hitman killed Silver instead! (So we're doomed basically)

I wish I could bring dead people back to life.

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but they eat you

I wish I was not who I am not meant to be.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(WOOOH Food for dead people!!!)

Granted you are now the one who you didn't expect to be! (You can be anything you want actually.. There's nothing to stop you from being who you want to be)

I wish I was dead!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you become a hulky Zombie like Solomon Grundy and never get your death wish!

 

I wish for a banana!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Wait that happened to Solomon Grundy?) o_o

Granted but it was stolen away by the evil monkey in Chris' closet in Family Guy!!!!!!

I wish I could fly!

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but you can only fly when there is no material touching you at all.

 

I wish I could touch the sky

(Continuing the song lol)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Since air doesn't count... YES!) o_o

Granted but you can't touch anything else.

I wish for a poke egg.

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but it will never hatch!

(Shini read my post better)

I wish Seviper, Dylan and Skye were my real brothers!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(I am. o_o ) 

Granted but they're overly attached to each other (Literally)

I wish for... deeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaath

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but he is my pet

I wish Skye was a skunk too.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but you are now a fox.

I wish I could art good.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but now you can't speak English well!!

I wish for.. another Knuckles Plushie!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it dosent chuckle! 

 

I wish for a big sandwich!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it gets eaten by a Zangoose!!!

I wish for water.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it's frozen.

I wish for a sandwich

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(oooh! Popsicle!)

Granted but it's a ghost sandwich.... ooooooooh!

I wish for a hat!