Corrupt a Wish

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you impale yourself!

 

I wish to hang out with Chewbacca!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but he eats you!

I wish to be like Jar Jar Binks!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted but you end up getting executed.

I wish for Ramune.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Gee thanks buddy xD)

Granted.. But I'll fight you for it!!! >:3

I wish for.... Someone to read my fanfics

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they sue you for theft.

 

I wish that everyone was perfect.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted now everyone is BOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.

I wish to disappear. Thank you.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you disappear into the world's most annoying TV show.

I wish Shini was a turtle.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but my speed doubles up from the normal! (gotta go fast!)

I wish Geoffrey was more... HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted I turn into the dwarf.

I wish Grumpy was my middle name.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but now your short and have a beard and you smell funny and you have a big nose!

 

I wish the weekend was here already so I'd be done with work for the week!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(I already have those Seviper!)

Granted but it is the last weekend ever!

I wish things were imperfect.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

(Nooooooo!!!!)

Granted but then no one can die since death would be imperfect! (Plus I can't die!)

 

I wish for Tasty food!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you must battle against me playing Mario Kart. RAINBOW ROAD.

I wish to hug Napstablook!!!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you forget about it.

I wish Jest wasn't so insane.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(;__; I'll never forget NAPSTY!!!!!)

Granted but YOU become insane instead!

I wish to be in a mental hospital!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, I'll take you to school with me.

I wish for aluminum extrusions.

 

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Yay!  What's your school like anyway?)

Granted but the Iron Giant takes them away!!!

I wish for Monster Kid friend!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it turns out to be your reflection

I wish I could delete all spam.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Sweet! I'm finally a monster on the outside!! AHAHAHAH!!!)

Granted but you can't get rid of the comments from me!

I wish for.. a magical item!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I take it from you.

I wish there was no yellow names.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted! But now there are only Blood red names.

I wish to be forgotten.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you are only forgotten by you.

I wish I had an artist to draw me a new avatar.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but his/her skills sucks!

I wish I could just get out from this every time repeating wheel called "life"

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you end up trapped in Spira.

I wish I was not just a mod.

Edited 16 Jan 2016 by Geoffrey St John

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but with better job comes bigger responsibility.

I wish I was a vampire

Edited 16 Jan 2016 by Shinomi-chan