Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I eat it for you! :3

I wish for... super speed!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you get pulled over! 

 

I wish for the powerpower to.....turn things into cheese!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but this ability turns everyone and everything you touch into cheese!!

I wish for.. a cape

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[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is on fire

I wish I had Sylar's power.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you can only use it once!

I wish for a coffin.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but Dracula's already paying it's rent!

 

I wish for chocolate hippos!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but the dogs eat it.

I wish that my context was detected.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but your existence will never be found.

I wish for.. Undertale game.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it became too aboove to be a tale! (See whatI did!? That's going straight into my pun book!)

 

I wish for.....a clown blowy uppy cannon!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it blows you up

I wish for a white Fennikin.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted! But it's only a normal Fennekin covered in flour! 

I wish for horror story!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it is rated G.

I wish for 275 dollars.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I take 90 % of it!

I wish for a great adventure

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you broke your leg stepping out of your house and could not progress any father! (Shame. I guess I'll be going to anime land alone.)

 

I wish for people to be a little more nutty!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(If I ain't going to anime land.. NO ONE will.. MUAHHAHAHAHA!!! xD)

granted but YOU become more boring.

I wish for skeleton buddyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but a dog ate him.

I wish Shini would return to Pokemon.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I become a pokemon myself and can no longer understand you. (really? Is it because of me?)

I wish for a break.

 

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted you get a kit kat

I wish not to know why Shini is barely here.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted I watch a LOT of anime and play Undertale a lot... Sorry.

I wish for more time!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted you end up in 1352

I wish I was a Charmander.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's raining every day in your life~ 

I wish for.. a turtle!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it became turtle soup.

 

I wish for A Chocolate Zombie Frog!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you turn into a zombie!

I wish Aslan were my cat's dad!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but your cat runs away.

I wish the keyboard I ordered would come already.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(NEVER! O_O My fluffball!)

Granted but it stolen and the cops come to your house!

I wish for ramen!