Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you get Summer school instead! (like the Japanese people :D you're welcome!)

I wish for.. a Griffin.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I stole it!

 

I wish for Awesomeness!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

that wish was granted when I showed up.

I wish for kittiens.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but their cuteness obliterated you!

 

I wish for some good ole orange soda! (It's perfect for any day!)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I stole it :D (free soda!!!!)

I wish for... Chocolate coffee!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I poured it down the toilet in retaliation! (Nobody messes with my orange soda!)

 

I wish to reach the stars!

[Skye Prower 386]

(Darn, missed a perfect "I vanted orange!  It gave me lemon-lime" moment.  Cookie if you get the reference)

Granted, you burn your hands off

 

I wish I could remember all my passwords and stuff.

 

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but now you can't remember anything else.

I wish for another rubik's cube.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I peel off all the colored squares!

 

I wish I could remember what I did with that grilled cheese sandwich.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

(it was a sticker-less cube, so you cant do that. :P)

Granted, you left it in my stomach.

I wish for ice cream.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I stole it~ (MUHAHAHAHAHA!! XD)

I wish for.... Mermaid Swamp Movie!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it is full of Porn.

I wish for Fume Knight to die.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

(Oh god, no!)

Granted but you die too.

I wish for an orange laptop.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I ate it thinking it was candy!

 

I wish for a rock....no a big rock!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it falls on Fume Knight's head.

I wish for Kill la Kill second season.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's cancel after 1 episode.

 

I wish to be a real boy!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

(Nuuuuu DX)

Granted but you have to go to school 24/7

I wish for some food.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but all you get is onions!

I wish for more time to watch anime!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it's all hentai.

I wish for more good anime like Kill la Kill.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted but it's also hentai (a taste of your own medicine!)

I wish that Avicii's new album would come out sooner.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but you can't get it.

I wish for A-Hole Sir Alonne to D-I-E.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but he comes back as a ghost to haunt you for the rest of your life~ (no problem at all buddy :D)

I wish for... a killer teddybear cause why not?

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it's possessed by Alonne

I wish for those three freaking NPCs to die.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but then you die!

 

I wish for the Imaginary Dragons to solve crimes with me! (Similar to Scooby Doo.)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but they fail miserably. 

I wish for..... new season for Darkwing Duck!!