Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(STILL a snowboard.)

 

Granted but I happen to "lend" them :3 (for manga! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!)

 

I wish for.. More money to buy manga and anime with ;_______; (Otaku issues...)

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but I steal it and buy more anime and manga. (I have issues too.)

 

I wish for chocolate.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Oh yeah? how much manga/anime do you own right now?)

 

Granted but My Kyösti (Pink Koala) eats it!

 

I wish for water~

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but my cat drinks it.

 

I wish for sunglasses.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but Squirtle wants them back!

I wish for something purple!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted you now have Purple Guy as you roommate! (Sweet Dreams~ :D)

 

I wish for Springtrap Plushie!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's thrown in a wood chipper

I wish for my brain to be frozen so it can be put in a robot and then I function as Seviper 2000 and a half!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

granted, but the robot has no power source, so you become a lawn decoration.

 

I wish I had good coordination.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you lose your sense of direction (Hey everybody I found another Zoro!!)

 

I wish for new One Piece movie!!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but it is in Spanish, with no subtitles (so I can understand it, but you can't MWAHAHA!)

 

I wish for new handlebars.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(D: you're evil genius!!)

 

Granted but I steal them as revenge!

 

I wish for robot cats! (didn't expect that did ya?!)

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but then I wished for robot dogs to chase em! (All we need now is a robot dog catcher!)

I wish for cake!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but... L steals it!

 

I wish for Coca cola!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's diet!

I wish for bacon!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! Dx)

 

Granted but Zangoose steals it! (He's mean like that..)

 

I wish for.. a chicken.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I eat it!

I wish for something cheesy! (One of my weaknesses is cheese!)

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Why would you do that?? I was going to name him George!! Dx GEORGE NOOOOOO!!)

 

Granted you're now covered in cheese! oh look mice!

 

I wish for a vampire friend!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, just let me go and get my fake fangs.

 

I wish for food.

[Chosen One 4]

Granted, but you bite more than you can chew each time you try to eat it.

 

I wish for...umm...a spaceship!!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's hijacked by space monkey/dingo hybrid gangsters!

 

I wish for uh....Octopus!

[Chosen One 4]

That was awesome random

Granted but its used for sushi at a restaurant.

I wish for a tree that gives all types of fruits

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I chop it doesn't for fire wood.

I wish I hadn't just evolved.

[Chosen One 4]

Granted you'll evolve once again soon

 

I wish I had a computer 

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it started malfunctioning cause it had cowboy gremlins in it's mainframe!

 

I wish for an awesome wallpaper!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, now you have a 70s flower wallpaper for your room.

I wish for Pocky.