Posted 10 Apr 2014 Fluffy: *turns to skye* does our kid looks like a joke to him? And he hasn't ended it yet, he didn't even give an opinion on it. *cries and runs into the kitchen, crying* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Oh dear. Wait a minute.. I still have the egg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 *glares at Locke* I thought parents were supposed to care about their children. *runs after Fluffy* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 *egg hatches* A woodpecker? *starts to peck head* My head is not a tree that contains insects, its a skull that contains my brain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Listen , Something , up there is controlling our lives . Not just as an illusion , but in reality . Everything happennig is real , skye . Even your child , who look adorable by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 *calls back to Locke* Then tell Fluffy that. She needs to hear you say that. *reaches Fluffy. Places hand on shoulder* (ooc: Hmm, this breach in the fourth wall is becoming worrisome. It better not get any worse, or I may abort) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Ruby: *sad* don't...cry... Fluffy: what else can I... *looks at skye, then Locke.* you mean to say me, ruby is real, but we are in control of summoning?(Ooc: huh?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 You mean... Quit pecking my skull you bothersome bird brain! (Ooc: things are getting weird.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 I... don't know what he's saying Fluffy. I really don't. (ooc: The 'gods' Locke is taking about are us, i.e. the writers. Therefore, the fourth wall is being damaged. And if this leads to some kinda quest to discover who these 'gods' are.... I'm leaving.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Fluffy: *pulls woodpecker* a rat, a snake, a woodpecker... Let's open a zooThat's strange, we all know there is a god, we all know that stuff. BUT RUBY IS REAL ruby: Real! Fluffy: *dances with ruby* (Ooc: oh, that's kinda stupid) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Annoying pests. (Ooc: It better not turn into that.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 *sits back happily watching Fluffy and Ruby dancing. Looks confused at the woodpecker.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Excuse me while prepare my levitation exlir. *begins the elixer* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 I'm confused too! And yes, that's uncle Seviper. Care to volunteer for babysitting duties? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Let's just enjoy the moment and not think about it too hard. We have a child to take care of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 You want a baby sitter. Usually that means you got plans no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Fluffy: *looks at skye* we have plans? *to locke* so... You have no problem I had a kid with skye, through summoning..? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 I-I was j-just a-asking f-for... uh... t-to know in a-advance... But w-we could p-plan something..... i-if you wanted. *looks between Ruby and Locke* I think he w-would have said by now i-if he h-had a p-problem Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Its done, my levitation elixer is completed. *drinks and begins to float away* Maybe this wasn't a good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 Oh dear. *grabs rope* Catch *throw's rope to Seviper* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2014 We can celebrate Ruby, maybe plan somet- oh, Seviper... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites