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Granted but they care too much and worry themselves to death wiping out the human race

I wish my name was in lights.

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Granted, but it causes you to go blind.

I wish I had unlimited endurance.

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Granted but it causes you to to insane

I wish I could read peoples minds.

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Granted but it's not what you want to read

I wish I could visit Sonic's world

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Granted, you get legionized

I wish to not die at practice today.

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Granted but you collapse from fatigue (sorry)

I wish I could ride a dragon

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Granted but you fall off into a volcano

I wish I have Wolverine's powers for the rest of time.

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Granted but now you are an undying being, and everyone you know and love dies, with you being unable to join them in death, leaving you alone for all of eternity. In other words...

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I wish I could live someplace peaceful, away from wars and strife.

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Granted but you die of boredom

I wish my iPod wasn't so slow

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Granted, but it wouldn't respond to input and instead plays and skips songs randomnly.

I wish I'd get my degree tomorrow and have it be a First honours.

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Granted, but now it's going so fast that your Ipod can't take it, essentially frying the CPU, and possibly blowing the whole Darn thing up.

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Granted but it's for a field of study you didn't sign up for, and in fact suck at.

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I wish Teddie, (The guy in my Avatar) was real.

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(I saw your edit, Shadow. I beat you to it

Jest, you missed it too)

Granted but he's out to destroy life as we know it

I wish for some popcorn

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Granted but it is drugged with laxative.

I wish Jest would join TDH.

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(Geoffrey too? Nooo!)

Granted but he appears as a cameo in one post

I wish for a drink

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Granted, but it's acid

Wish I had more money.

(Edit: DAMMIT! XD)

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Granted but it gets stolen

I wish I would stop posting right before everyone else, messing them up

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Granted but you lose access to this thread forever

I wish I had a job.

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Granted but it's at McDonalds for 24 hours everyday

I wish I could meet Sonic in real life

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Edited by Prelate

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(I did almost collapse from a charlie horse Dylan, curse you lol)

Granted, everyone is now forced to hold up the peace sign for the rest of their lives.

I wish my sociology paper wasn't due tomorrow.

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Granted but it due right now

I wish I had a million pound in my bank then lost it.

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Granted, your parents find it and refuse to share.

I wish the Eagles win this (American) football game. (I swear we make everything complicated lol)

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Granted but all the players quit as the game ends.

I wish Knuckles was less red.

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Granted, but it's dye so I'll be rad red again soon enough.

I wish I had a horse made of diamond named Butt-Stallion.

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Granted , but it doesn't move . Cause you know, it's a statue , and stuff .

I wish for a shipping between Lien-da and Knuckles (Ohohoh :) )

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