Corrupt a Wish

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but someone throws it to your face.

I wish for a 3DS emulator.

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, but it gives you a virus.

I wish for Captain Falcon to be confirmed in the next Smash

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but he crashed the Blue Falcon and was seriously injured

I wish for people with arms to stop bashing me with clubs

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted. They kick you instead

I wish I wasn't constantly given homework after exams are done

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted. You get more homework before you have exams.

I wish that Spiralmouth (Crash Twinsanity) would compose music for the next Sonic game.

[Danny Felixe 330]

(Oh good! Because there are no more exams until next year ;))

Granted but the game gets cancelled before it's release

I wish it wasn't so easy to distract me

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted you got hit by a truck cause you weren't being distracted

I wish I wasn't so easily amused

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted. You then find all the randomness we do together boring

I wish people would actually pay attention to the NO THROUGH sign on my road

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted they went over it!

I wish it wasn't so hot!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted instead it will be -90 degrees.

I wish for a 3DS emulator (again)

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted. It is a glitch-filled mess with a terrible framerate.

I wish that bunnies could do the hokey-pokey.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it became an internet thing

I wish for a cool hat!

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted. It sucks out your brain.

Mr. Zurkon: Mr. Zurkon wishes for some stinky aliens to kill.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted. They're here to be killed but he doesn't kill them

I wish I had more time to do more drawings!

[Inuki 15]

Granted but you ran out of paper after you do your 3rd drawing.

I wish for ham.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted. You get ham! EVIL ham! :D

I wish for the party games to stay as popular as it is now

[Inuki 15]

(I know what you mean! XD)

Granted but only for a few hours. :(

I wish I could eat sweets

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, you can no longer eat spicy food.

I wish this holiday would never end!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted it never end and a alien ship blew up an orphanage! Happy now

I wish I wasn't so cool!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but your still cooler than the guy next to me.

I wish for a meteor rain on all of the schools!!

[Inuki 15]

Granted but most of the planet will be occupied by uneducated people now.

I wish for a tuna sandwich.

(@Skye: NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT SPICY FOODS! D:)

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but you will only get half of it.

I wish I could read Jap.

[Inuki 15]

Granted but good luck mastering over a thousand of those Japanese characters.

I wish I could find a good book.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it's filled with you-don't-know-what.

I wish for a HUGE pizza!!

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted. It's so big that it covers the solar system and crushes the Earth.

I wish the next poster would say, "Granted, but..."