Corrupt a Wish

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , this milk is now undrinkable .

I wish my ps3 to stop crashing on me when i play some games....

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, I got trashed by an anvil. (Look it up if you don't know what it is)

I wish I could make the biggest house in Minecraft.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it falls down ontop of you.

I wish I could get Don't mine at night out of my head.

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, as soon as it's gone you get yodeling stuck in your head.

I wish I had a bottle of Pepsi.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is flat

I wish Shadow was a kid.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, you accidentally get arrested for child abuse.

Sonic: I'm back! Give me a big dog!

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[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but Muttski is jealous

I wish for more excitement right now

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, it's the end of the world.

I wish that vending machine didn't just eat my £1.50.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted, it stole all the money in your wallet instead

I wish this conflict with TDH would stop

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but TDH is deleted never to return

I wish I thought things through more.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Sonic: Granted, stinky. Your thinking leaded to making you a flawless acrobat who ended up getting KO'd by a jealous second banana. Didn't think that would happen, did ya?

Bean: Guess what, Sonic? I'm gonna move in with you and stay for a month!

I wish I would see Sonic's reaction to this.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but he destroys the world after it.

I wish I didn't have to rescue things.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted. Now you need to be rescued from an active volcano.

I wish all of you could come to Bumbleking and play my Mad game.

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, we play it and then give it terrible reviews.

I wish for conversation.

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, you are in a conversation about fluffy princess bunnies.

Lien-Da: Where are my Legion? I demand to know where they are!

(She wants them to suffer. But we're great at breaking up happiness, aren't we?)

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, they are going on a vacation to an everlasting cruise,

Kitty want fish! *meow*

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Kitty get fish! Stinky fish!

Granted, they are going on a vacation to an everlasting cruise.

Lien-Da: Make them suffer!

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, only for 25 seconds.

Kitty want tuna! *meow*

[BlurryDawgo 26]

I'll give you some tuna with--d'aww, I can't be mean to something cute! Here, have some tuna, and some sushi, and some anchovies, and some salmon…

Marine, give me back the computer. Now. N--

build a neu industrucktible osean tormado 4 mi

Got it back! And, wow, the girl has to improve on her spelling.

[Danny Felixe 330]

And what is this Marine faker's wish?

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Third paragraph.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted, she has better spelling but because this Marine is a faker no one pays attention.

I wish I hadn't wasted so much time not doing work

[BlurryDawgo 26]

dylan u r now bord

Marine! Get your own computer!

Marine: As captain of this ship, I order you to give me the flashy thingamajig!

Blaze: Marine.

Marine: Fine. But you didn't fix my Ocean Tornado yet!

Geez Louise…

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

Granted, but as soon as it was fixed, another pirate came along and bombed it to pieces.

I want a kitten! (the caracal breed to be exact)

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but it get bored and leave the place .

I wish for more time.