Corrupt a Wish

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, but it melted.

I wish you would explode.

(I think BIG)

[Lena Stan Account 60]

but you explode coz you said it in mirror

i wish i was unbeatable

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Granted, but if you can't beat anything, you unintentionally beat the entire universe, causing it to collapse on you and you get lonely since nobody survived the collapsing but you.

I wish you were a potato. (No mirrors!)

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but it mash you .

I wish for some french fries.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

granted but you will die after eating it

i wish the next comic would come here right now

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Congratulations! You are trapped in a dangerous new Mobius in issue 253! Try to befriend Big.

I wish for a moldy piece of pasta I can't eat.

Edited 14 Sep 2013 by BlueBlur62391

[Lena Stan Account 60]

granted but your friend will eat it

i wish for good game with metal sonic in it

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Metal dies at the end. And that guy was not my friend, I hated him. Thanks for making my wish come true.

I wish it would rain Tailses.

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, they bury you alive.

I wish I was in Japan

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but you can't get home

I wish I had less homework

[Chromatic Terras 20]

I may like that XD

Granted, you exams in all you're classes Monday instead.

I wish to get started on my job

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but you get fired on the first day.

I wish for an electric bike.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

but you'll get electrified

i wish for a cute cat

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but it runs away

I wish I couldn't hear the TV in other room

(It's not nice to be hearing it whilst doing homework)

[Lena Stan Account 60]

granted and you won't hear it anymore but now you here something in your head

i wish for another cute cat

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but someone cat-naps it

I wish to have a rest now

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted, but you wake up every 5 minutes.

I wish for more money.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but you spend it on a piece if junk

I wish for the sun to come out

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but it blows up and we have to leave the galaxy.

I wish for to talk many languages.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

but all of them are alien languages and you'll get arrested and used for experiments. MWHAAHHAAAHAHA...

i wish for another cute cat

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , and said cat attack you for stealing him from it's original owner .

I wish that the next wish is made be someone else.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but then the world spontaneously combusts (what else can I do?)

I wish for a laptop

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, it's state of the art... for 1996.

I wish for my dinner to be ready now.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

granted but it's full of worm

i wish my dinner was ready right now

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted, but someone eats it before you get a chance

I wish for seconds on dinner (heh heh)