Corrupt a Wish

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they care too much and worry themselves to death wiping out the human race

I wish my name was in lights.

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, but it causes you to go blind.

I wish I had unlimited endurance.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it causes you to to insane

I wish I could read peoples minds.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but it's not what you want to read

I wish I could visit Sonic's world

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, you get legionized

I wish to not die at practice today.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but you collapse from fatigue (sorry)

I wish I could ride a dragon

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you fall off into a volcano

I wish I have Wolverine's powers for the rest of time.

[The Jest 45]

Granted but now you are an undying being, and everyone you know and love dies, with you being unable to join them in death, leaving you alone for all of eternity. In other words...

I wish I could live someplace peaceful, away from wars and strife.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but you die of boredom

I wish my iPod wasn't so slow

[Shadow the Hedgehog 5]

Granted, but it wouldn't respond to input and instead plays and skips songs randomnly.

I wish I'd get my degree tomorrow and have it be a First honours.

[The Jest 45]

Granted, but now it's going so fast that your Ipod can't take it, essentially frying the CPU, and possibly blowing the whole Darn thing up.

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Granted but it's for a field of study you didn't sign up for, and in fact suck at.

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I wish Teddie, (The guy in my Avatar) was real.

[Danny Felixe 330]

(I saw your edit, Shadow. I beat you to it

Jest, you missed it too)

Granted but he's out to destroy life as we know it

I wish for some popcorn

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is drugged with laxative.

I wish Jest would join TDH.

[Danny Felixe 330]

(Geoffrey too? Nooo!)

Granted but he appears as a cameo in one post

I wish for a drink

[The Jest 45]

Granted, but it's acid

Wish I had more money.

(Edit: DAMMIT! XD)

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but it gets stolen

I wish I would stop posting right before everyone else, messing them up

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you lose access to this thread forever

I wish I had a job.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted but it's at McDonalds for 24 hours everyday

I wish I could meet Sonic in real life

[Prelate 0]

  

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[Chromatic Terras 20]

(I did almost collapse from a charlie horse Dylan, curse you lol)

Granted, everyone is now forced to hold up the peace sign for the rest of their lives.

I wish my sociology paper wasn't due tomorrow.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it due right now

I wish I had a million pound in my bank then lost it.

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, your parents find it and refuse to share.

I wish the Eagles win this (American) football game. (I swear we make everything complicated lol)

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but all the players quit as the game ends.

I wish Knuckles was less red.

[Chromatic Terras 20]

Granted, but it's dye so I'll be rad red again soon enough.

I wish I had a horse made of diamond named Butt-Stallion.

[Delicious echidna 53]

Granted , but it doesn't move . Cause you know, it's a statue , and stuff .

I wish for a shipping between Lien-da and Knuckles (Ohohoh :) )