Corrupt a Wish

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but disco ceased to exist!

I wish my ego didn't get the best of me!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but now your heart gets the best of you!

 

I wish for a zombie apocalypse!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you become one of the legion of the undead!

I wish for a cheeseburger!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's a lie!!!

 

I wish for more Durarara!!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

granted, but as the anime, they are all in french. (MWAHAHA!)

 

I wish for rain.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it's acid rain! Hehehe!

I wish for....Taco Nacho roulette insanity!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you get stuck in the game! FOREVER!

I wish for.. a Life Note.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is a disguised Death Note.

I wish I didn't have to deal with such annoyance.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted now I have to deal with it! (with my usual calmness and the "I'll never tell what's going on" attitude)

 

I wish Your mood would change from angry to happy.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it backfires and turns everyone else who is happy to become angry.

I wish I could just be me instead of the responsible Skunk.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but everything goes to hell!

I wish for the party to never stop! Whoo Hoo! Hoo Hoo!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but the fun stops.

 

I wish for my vacation to come sooner.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it ends even sooner!! (AHAHAHAHAAH!! XD Yes I just did that.)

 

I wish for.. AK-47 for... stuff.. >_>

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

granted, but it has no ammo.

 

I wish that there was a cure for  Migraines. 

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted.  It means being a head in a Jar

 

I wish my holiday wasn't over

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

(at least I won't be in pain)

 

Granted, but the fun is over.

 

I wish for mayo.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's 5 years too old!

 

I wish for wind!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but the wind carries you away like a hoppip!

I wish for cooler weather sooner than further away!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(and the bad side of this wish is...?)

 

Granted! Now the entire planet will be FROZEN! (See what I did there?)

 

I wish for.. Epic fight with Devimon!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, but you fight over a doughnut.

 

I wish I had something to do.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(O_O really? darn that's awesome!!!!!)

 

Granted but you have no motivation in doing it anyway!!

 

I wish for fourth season of Hell Girl!!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is ruined in entirety.

I wish I had a more evil looking Geoffrey avatar(Hint hint for artists)

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

granted, but it is too low resolution, so it looks like a black and white blob.

 

I wish for some ice cream with hot fudge on top.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but the hot fudge on top melts the ice-cream!! (AHA! Karma... xD)

 

I wish for a snowboard. (You never know when and where you might need one.)

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

(That's not bad, that's yummy!)

Granted, but it's made of duct tape.

 

I wish for 30 dollars.