Corrupt a Wish

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but you will become a zangoose.

 

I wish summer was 9 months!! >:3 Just three months of school is enough anyway XP

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it reverses the seasons around making the nine months Winter.

I wish my teacher was mayor.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but like all the mayors he/she turns into a total douchebag!

 

I wish for a fishy friend :3 (Free Willy~)

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I had to throw him back in!

I wish for a taco.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(D: how could you?) 

 

Granted but it's a mutant taco ready to take over the world and eat you!

 

I wish for... gloves.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

(I'll eat it from the inside!)

Granted but their hobo gloves!

I wish for ninja pizza!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Oh great just perfect for my future job: being a hobo)

 

Granted but TMNT wants their pizza back!

 

I wish for Pikachu!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it electrocutes you!

I wish for a jet pack!

[Margred 24]

Granted but I steal it xP

I wish for something

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but nothing happens.

I wish for a giant cookie.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it crushes you!

I wish for Charmander!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it choose to follow me.

I wish Shini hated her trip

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but she becomes full of rage!

I wish for an octupus!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it gets eaten

I wish Seviper was Guru Emu.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

(I didn't think there was any way he could get any weirder, I stand corrected.)

granted, but he gets eaten by a bear.

 

I wish the stupid arcade game emulator would start working!!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but I come to your place to distract you!

I wish Geoffrey would be kind to me!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I think Margred is you.

I wish for three years to pass.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but they feel like 1000 years to you

I wish I died.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but everyone else on the planet dies two hundred years earlier.

I wish for a great villainous end.

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

Granted, the great end of this stick is villainous.

 

I wish for an unlimited e-bay shopping spree.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but all the good stuff has already been bought!

I wish for.. my very own Death Scythe that only I can use

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it also brought your own demise!

I wish for my own song!

[Noodles The Echidna 23]

granted, but it gets forgotten in 30 seconds.

 

I wish there was an electrical component store near me.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it burned!

I wish for Batviper gadgets!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they are rubber.

I wish the sun was made of ice.