Corrupt a Wish

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it is forgotten in a day.

I wish I was a real skunk.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you're having fights for your territory constantly!

I wish I was invisible

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but everyone forgot you!

I wish for a monkey sidekick!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(I can totally live with that)

 

granted but your sidekick turns out to be a monkey genius and he steals your spotlight!!

 

I wish that all my drawings would come to life!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it makes you a real mum.

I wish Shini's last wish did come true

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but all my "creepy drawings" will kill anyone they see as threats!

 

I wish I could speak to animals

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

(I hate that monkey!)

Granted but they think your a god and sacrifice you!

I wish for it to rain sandwiches!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but they are anchovy sandwiches.

I wish I didn't have such detailed dreams.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but now you can't remember your dreams at all!

 

I wish I had less random dreams!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but your dreams becoming live a TV series.

I wish that I wasn't who I am.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Well that could only be PARTLY embarrassing since some of my dreams are really odd I don't know why)

 

Granted you are now: Mammoth Mogul! (you're welcome :D)

 

I wish I was the Night Guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it burns down.

I wish I was a Mammoth.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(You sir just saved millions of people with that comment xD)

 

Granted! :D you're a mammoth that thinks it's a duck!

 

I wish I had a hoverboard!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it breaks.

I wish a giant sweet was in my hand.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it crushes you!

 

I wish I could talk with the dead!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but you lose your voice.

I wish I was immortal.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but everyone you loved will die and you'll have to watch them die.

 

I wish I could control Lightning.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but rubber monster beated you up.

I wish for pure awesomeness!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

You will marry a zangoose in puoor awesomeness.

 

I wish for a second season of Wamotoe.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it WILL give you feels. (also Tomoko dies but eh)

 

I wish anime production would slow down a bit with making too many awesome anime at the same time! (can't keep up ;________; )

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but then the universe ceased to exist cause of the few anime!

I wish for a crazy BFF...somebody like me!

[Margred 24]

Granted but it's me and rainbows xD

I wish for something random

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted you get a zombie for your best buddy for a day!

 

I wish I had apples.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but they were full of worms! Hahaha!

I wish for a new place to take a nap.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted..On zangoose bed. XD

 

I wish for moar time!