Corrupt a Wish

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(oh dear god Dx)

 

granted but you shall never wake up~

 

I wish I could fly

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

(Fine by me!)

Granted but you turn into a bird but then you fly into a volcano!

I wish for a cupcake!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Well that was quick death)

 

Granted but it's poisoned!

 

I wish I could survive from a fire

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but you can'take swim and drown instead.

I wish that I wasn't a genius.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted you are now the Scanf's clown :D (you're welcome)

 

I wish I was like you :3

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but I use it to take over your body.

I wish there was a power ring lake here.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(well.. It's your loss. o_o you'd have stupid useless body then.)

 

Granted but it doesn't work and instead it creates more robots for Eggman!

 

I wish I had a Red Star Ring.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I ate it!

I wish for more time to do things.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but now the entire world stopped

I wish I had an Chaos Emerald

[Margred 24]

Granted but Shadow steals them

 

I wish I could draw humans xP

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you can't draw anything else anymore!

 

I wish I had 1 level up mushroom!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it has side effects.

I wish for a Tardis!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(I can live with that)

Granted but you can feel it's spinning EVERY time you travel.

I wish I had a golden scorpion.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I cashed it in!

I wish for some Chaos Emerald Nachos!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Noooooooo!!!!! Dx how could you?!)

Granted but each time you eat them you teleport in random places causing panic!

I wish I had a golden baseball bat (cause why not?)

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but I took it.

I wish that I could hang out with Rocket and Groot!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but you have to deal with the feels!!! (Groot... oh god ;____; Rocket..)

I wish I could be Spiderman's sidekick (cause again why not?)

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but you become J Jonah Jameison'so wife.

I wish I wasn't such a great guy.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted everyone deposed you.

I wish I wasn't so good looking!

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Uh I can grant a wish when it already is the reality.

I wish that snakes didn't exist

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but the population of mice increased.

I wish for cheeseburgers!

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but the increased mouse population eat all the cheese.

I wish that we all had super powers.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but we become those cheesy super heroes!

I wish for a bacon sandwich!

[Geoffrey St John 176]

Granted but it is turkey bacon.

I wish my teeth were gone.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but now no one can understand you!

 

I wish I was part of Japanese mythology!