Corrupt a Wish

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it fell in comparison to a Seviper Mega Evolution!

I wish for a Eevee!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but he speaks bad things of you behind your back!

I wish for Frieza to become bff's with me :D

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but Ginyu gets jealous and switches bodies with you.

I wish that Cell wasn't so awesome.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Oh you Ginyu! XD)

Granted but now Piccolo becomes too awesome for you to handle!

I wish my power level was OVER 9000!!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but everyone elses power level becoming 20,000.

I wish that Bardock had a bigger role.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but Goku becomes forgotten character thanks to him!

 

I wish I could find "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" sooner from the internet!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

(Great! I hate Goku)

Granted but it is corrupted.

I wish Shini was namekian.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(You hate Goku?? D: WHY??)

 

Granted now I'm the first female Namekian BUT I'm not green

 

I wish Geoffrey was the new Puarr!

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but I morph into a dragon radar then gather all the dragonballs and become me again with a wish.

I wish I didn't have to keep telling people I hate the main character of almost everything.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but then they asked something else.

I wish for bongos!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but their noise summons demons!

 

I wish I had a violin!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you don't know how to play.

I wish for my own theme song!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it's sung by Justin Bieber!! (I'm cruel I know.)

I wish I had my own anime!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but you the main character dies on the first episode.

I wish for my own sidekick.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(Which means it was a B-grade Horror anime =_= sweet! :D )

 

Granted but he causes you more trouble than needed!

 

I wish I could meet Hanako-san! (from Japanese horror story a dead girl usually seen around girls bathroom you knock the door and say: "Hanako-san" and she should appear) :3

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but she went on a date with me!

I wish for more insanity!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

(She's like 8 years old! o_o .... congratulations though)

 

Granted but now there's so much insanity that the Earth can't take it and explodes!

 

I wish I could catch a shooting star!

[Margred 24]

Granted but it kills you

I wish for randomness :D

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but there's too much randomness which causes your head to explode

 

I wish for that Tomino's Hell poem's curse to work!

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it backfired.

I wish for a taco.

(I'm pretty sure I've already wished for this.)

Edited 23 May 2015 by Seviper

[Geoffrey St John 175]

Granted but it eats you.

I wish my inbox here was full of pms to read.

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but there are messages you really wouldn't want to see!

I wish I could fly for one day.

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted you turn into a fruit fly! (They only live for one day!)

I wish for a Seviper Plush with Kung Fu Grip!

[Shinomi-chan 294]

Granted but it chokes you to death with that very same grip!!! (ironic huh?)

 

I wish I had magical powers

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted you can transform into Ronald McDonald. (I can feel the love now!)

I wish for a nap.