The Universe of Off-Panel! (Or Short Circuits, whichever floats your boat.)

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Well, I saw a similar version of this on Bumbleking, and it seems like a good idea.

Special thanks to comic321 for inspiration.

I'll start.

Viral Virus

(The Freedom Fighters are in front of a monitor. Sally is showing them camera footage.)

Sally: Let's see what happened today, team. (Turns on the monitor, which shows her and Sonic snuggling; as the rest of the Freedom Fighters stare at Sonic in awkwardness) Uh…

Sally on monitor: My blue blue goo goo!

Sonic on monitor: Sweety cheecks!

Real-time Sonic: Um…that's not us. (Spontaneously dons some Groucho glasses)

Real-time Sally: Eep…(Sweats and tries using the remote, which doesn't work)

Sally on monitor: I'm gonna dip woo in chocwite!

Sonic on monitor: Not if I dip woo first!

Freedom Fighters: Busted! (Laugh hysterically)

Real-life Sally: Well, at least nobody else saw that, right Sonic? (Sees that Sonic is gone) Sonic?

Sonic: (In Mobotropolis) Finally! Away from the embarrassment! (Removes his Groucho disguise; sees a crowd of people grinning at him) What?

Crowd: If it isn't the Internet phenomenon, Mr Blue-Blue-Goo-Goo! (Laugh hysterically)

Sonic: Internet phenomenon…?

Edited 6 Mar 2014 by BlueBlur62391

[Tooq (Kitty McPurrington) 17]

:lol: That was hilarious! I wish they would show that in a comic or TV show! I'd be laughing my lungs out!

[BlurryDawgo 26]

I'm outta brain steam. You think of something. Try a continuation of that joke, or something based on what makes you laugh.

BTW, thanks!

(If I hadn't seen TV Tropes' "Sickening Sweethearts", none of this would've ever happened! Mwahaha!)

Edited 6 Dec 2013 by BlueBlur62391

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Tell me if you get this one.

Sonic to Wynmacher: Off to the D23 Expo?

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Since nobody has been posting in this forum since Xmas, I think I'll do a Mega Man story to keep this forum alive.

Mega Madness

Mega Man (Classic): I'm Mega Man, and I'll fight for everlasting peace!

X: I'm Mega Man X, and I'll fight to protect humans and Reploids!

Volnutt: I'm MegaMan Volnutt, and I'll save all the Carbons!

Mega Man.EXE: I'm MegaMan.EXE, and I'm everyone's favorite NetNavi hero!

Mega Man (Star Force): I combine with my friend Omega-Xis to save the universe!

OVER-1: I'll fight for the past, present, and future! I'm a greater hero than all of you!

All other versions of Mega Man: (in unison) Impostor! (Simultaneously shoot a charged shot with their Mega Busters; the combined blast destroys all reality)

Bass (Classic): (floating in nothingness) So that's what an Z-minus-6 apocalypse looks like.

Zero: Please shut up.

Edited 5 Mar 2014 by BlueBlur62391

[BlurryDawgo 26]

(Based on a true story.)

Carnaval Chaos

Shadow: Nice to be at Carnaval, right Rouge?

Rouge: Yep, this is my kinda party.

Omega: Warning, team. I detect something horrifyingly nightmarish.

Rouge: What could possibly be–(Sees people dressed as Sonic in the streets) Oh, he's getting popular again.

Shadow: This is the worst party ever.

[The Jest 45]

Well, personally to me at least, this isn't writer's block material. ...But there really isn't anywhere else to put this kind of thing (Cept maybe the Fan works, but that's debatable) and I do appreciate you keeping this area alive while I work on my projects to put here. ...Or at least try to. So I suggest continuing what you're doing here. ^_^

That said, while I don't find these necessarily hilarious (Don't worry about it, my sense of Humor's weird. XD) I do find them somewhat clever, and in that sense, pretty good. Do keep it up. :D

[BlurryDawgo 26]

The Recording Tape

Sonic: (holding a tape recorder) Wonder what this thing plays. (plays the tape, which plays squeaky noises) Huh? Is this thing broke?

Shadow: I'd suggest you run, blue hedgehog.

Sonic: What makes you say that, faker?

Shadow: That's the hedgehog mating call.

Sonic: (moderate-length pause) What!? (Amy comes out of nowhere and glomps Sonic)

Amy: YES, SONIC! I WILL MARRY YOU! (Gives him a big long kiss...by French standards)

[spiralhedgehog 2]

Shadow and Silver are sitting watching a monster movie late at night.

Shadow: I wonder where Sonic is tonight...He said he'd be here.

Silver: Focused on movie and under a blanket) Watch out! The werewolf is behind you, Katie!

The door flies open and Sonic the Werehog steps in.

Sonic the Werehog: Raaawr!!!!!

Silver: Eeeeek!!!! (Ducks under blanket.)

Shadow: ...You couldn't grow chest fur like me and Silver, so you tried to get all of you?

Sonic the Werehog: You suck the fun out of everything, don't you?

Silver: Don't let it get me, Shadow!

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Girl Trouble

Sonic: Look, Amy. I like you, but I don't like-you-like-you.

Amy: Oh, my gosh.

Sonic: Yeah, I know, right?

Amy: Everything I knew was wrong. You...LIKE-ME-LIKE-ME-LIKE-ME! Oh, Sonic! You deserve a Parisian kiss by Parisian standards!

Sonic: Wait, WHAT!?

Edited 28 Jul 2014 by BlueBlur62391

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

In the Archie Comics confrence room

Mega Man: Almost 300 hundred issues, you must feel proud.

Sonic: Pretty much

Mega Man: You think that the world would be better off without you?

*Sonic thinks for a bit*

Chorus: Rad Red punches by, Knuckles the echidna!

Sonic: No. The world needs me!

[BlurryDawgo 26]

Don't judge me for writing this three days late.

Eggman's Evil Holiday Plot

Eggman: Orbot! Cubot! Gaze upon my newest creation, a fossil-fuel-powered robot of destruction! When Santa Claus comes to put coal in my stocking as "punishment" for me being on his "naughty list", I'll use it to power my unstoppable machine and I will finally achieve world domination! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Cubot: (stares for a second) ...is Santa a distant relative of yours?

Eggman: No. Why would you ask that?

Cubot: (silence) Nothing.

On Christmas Day...

Eggman: (in his evil pajamas) Now to see what Ol' Kris Kringle got me for the holidays!

(Eggman takes his present and unwraps it)

Eggman: What!? A toy train!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Orbot: (playing his new 3DS) Why does this not entirely surprise me?

Cubot: (romanticizing with a new toaster) So, how's about we go over to the mistletoe, breadums?

Some of you may be wondering why Eggman couldn't just go to the local mine and get coal anytime he wanted. The answer to your question is: rule of funny.

Edited 28 Dec 2014 by BlueBlur62391

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Gutsman and Cutman play rock,paper,scissors.

Cutman: Let's play rock,paper,scissors Gutsman.

Gutsman: Okay.

Cutman: Scissors!

*Gutsman goes outside*

Cutman: Huh?

*Gutsman comes back with a giant rock and drops it on Cutman*

Gutsman: Rock! I win!

Cutman: Ow....