Corrupt a Wish

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted, but you now emit an EM field that fries anything electronic within 10 feet.

I wish my dog hadn't eaten my good eraser.

[Chosen One 4]

But...but that means I wouldn't be able to be here.

Granted he ate your good pencil instead.

I wished I could travel to the world

[Skye Prower 386]

(Hmm, yeah, maybe that was too evil...)

(And he didn't eat my good pencil, but it got too small to use!)

Granted. Because the authorities are chasing you.

I wish for better weather

[Chosen One 4]

Granted but it only lasted for some moments

I wish it would rain in here.

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted. It rains so much it floods

I wish to have more time for drawing

[Chosen One 4]

Granted you only have time for that.

I wish I had a computer.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it will be filled with viruses...

You don't have one?

I wish there was a time machine.

[Danny Felixe 330]

No computer? Wow...

Granted but it's hidden deep underground so no one can get it

I wish for my parents to STOP WATCHING ME SO I CAN GO ON SCANF MORE!

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but i will be watching you all the time.

I wish i had a faster internet

[Danny Felixe 330]

That's okay. You know I'm on SCANF ;)

Granted. It's so fast that it runs away :P

I wish school would end

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it starts again the next day.

I wish for more funny things like "THAT"

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted. People so that all the time and the joke gets boring

I wish for school to end forever

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but i wished that faster!

I wish all of the jobs wouldn't need school and studying.

[Skye Prower 386]

Granted. Mankind is reduced to the Stone Age

I wish I could multitask!

[Danny Felixe 330]

Granted. You now are an octopus so you can do many things at the same time ;)

I wish the sun would come out of the clouds

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but it's Frieza's Super Nova and destroys the earth. LOL

I wish i could see "THEM" again...sigh...

[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but it killed you

I wish for a sandwich

[Inuki 15]

(Seems like fun!)

Granted but the sandwich has Tabasco sauce.

I wish I could dance

[Chosen One 4]

Granted but only when no one is observing

I wish for a fruit power drink.

[Inuki 15]

Granted but you'll collapse after 10 minutes after you drink it

I wish I could fly.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but a airplane hits you.

I wish FOR A PIZZA FOR EVERA ONE!!

[Inuki 15]

Granted but everyone will have a tummy ache later.

I wish I won't procrastinate anymore.

[Lena Stan Account 60]

Granted but only for a second.

I wish i could already get to RIDLEY. I really want to shoot him to death in 3D.

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[Seviper the Fang Snake 368]

Granted but Ridley had to cut the fight short cause he's playing poker with me later

I wish I wasn't such a loud mouth

[Inuki 15]

Granted but it'll only be for 5 seconds

I wish I had a telescope